Ke$ha and the Zombie Apocalypse
Here's a fun meme: Put your media player of choice on shuffle. The first song is the overall theme for the Apocalypse. The second is the one that plays during your first zombie kill. The third song plays while you're getting chased by a Horde. The fourth song plays when you're forced to kill a loved one. The fifth plays when you find a new love interest. The sixth plays when you make your final stand. The seventh plays when you think you've made it through it all. The eighth song happens when you find the bite mark on you.
1. Overall Theme for the Apocalypse
"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha. Is it really an apocalypse if I'm trashed the whole time? I don't know, I don't know.
2. First Zombie Kill
"Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac (The Dancing Alone version). This makes perfect sense in my head: nothing like hearing Rhiannon one.more.time. to piss me off. I love Stevie, but that shit needs to be retired for a while.
3. Getting chased by a Horde
"Sway" by the Perishers. Okay, this apocalypse is really shaping up to be pretty shitty musically speaking... although there is something pretty cool about possibly hearing zombies sing to me, "I don't want to hurt you."
4. Forced to kill a Loved One
"Son of a Gun" by Janet Jackson, Carly Simon, Missy Elliot, and Diddy. Oh ho! The plot thickens. I assumed I'd be shooting cause of zombie bites, but ALAS, I shall be finding a "stupid bitch in my beach house." Now normally, I'm against monogamy, but I guess with zombies all over the place, things can get precarious, especially if I no longer have bottles of Jack to brush my teeth with, and I guess it would make sense to find some dumb bitch in my beach house (apparently I still vacation in the apocalypse). Brings a whole new level of awesome to Missy's rap: See I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll crack your teeth."
5. New love at Last
"S&M" by Rihanna. Well, at least I won't have to give up daily activities in the apocalypse. Here I was thinking the sex life would disappear. Alas, we still have plenty of time to drag out the whips and chains.
6. Making my Final Stand
"Lost in the World" by Kanye West. This song is so epic that I think it's a good fit. Besides, per the song, I'll still get laid in the afterlife. Bring it on, zombies.
7. Thinking I've made it Through
"Kiss the Sky" by Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra. Yay, I'm alive!
8. The Zombie got me, Boo
"Till the World Ends" by Britney Spears. Started with Ke$ha and end with her (well, her lyrics anyway). So apparently I will die the way I started this apocalypse: getting really fucking hammered and partying.
1. Overall Theme for the Apocalypse
"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha. Is it really an apocalypse if I'm trashed the whole time? I don't know, I don't know.
2. First Zombie Kill
"Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac (The Dancing Alone version). This makes perfect sense in my head: nothing like hearing Rhiannon one.more.time. to piss me off. I love Stevie, but that shit needs to be retired for a while.
3. Getting chased by a Horde
"Sway" by the Perishers. Okay, this apocalypse is really shaping up to be pretty shitty musically speaking... although there is something pretty cool about possibly hearing zombies sing to me, "I don't want to hurt you."
4. Forced to kill a Loved One
"Son of a Gun" by Janet Jackson, Carly Simon, Missy Elliot, and Diddy. Oh ho! The plot thickens. I assumed I'd be shooting cause of zombie bites, but ALAS, I shall be finding a "stupid bitch in my beach house." Now normally, I'm against monogamy, but I guess with zombies all over the place, things can get precarious, especially if I no longer have bottles of Jack to brush my teeth with, and I guess it would make sense to find some dumb bitch in my beach house (apparently I still vacation in the apocalypse). Brings a whole new level of awesome to Missy's rap: See I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll crack your teeth."
5. New love at Last
"S&M" by Rihanna. Well, at least I won't have to give up daily activities in the apocalypse. Here I was thinking the sex life would disappear. Alas, we still have plenty of time to drag out the whips and chains.
6. Making my Final Stand
"Lost in the World" by Kanye West. This song is so epic that I think it's a good fit. Besides, per the song, I'll still get laid in the afterlife. Bring it on, zombies.
7. Thinking I've made it Through
"Kiss the Sky" by Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra. Yay, I'm alive!
8. The Zombie got me, Boo
"Till the World Ends" by Britney Spears. Started with Ke$ha and end with her (well, her lyrics anyway). So apparently I will die the way I started this apocalypse: getting really fucking hammered and partying.