Madonna's old face is rolling in its grave/in the trashcan behind her surgeon's office

[lieueitak]

I've listened to portions of all the Madonna songs that will be featured on Glee as covered by the Glee cast.  Honestly, I wanted to find a gif that would appropriately describe my reaction to hearing those covers, but alas, gifsoup had no search result for "hot sauce enema."  Yeah.  It's that shockingly bad, and that's really saying something, since I'm always expecting vibrato-less, wetter-than-a-fucking-river autotuned, soulless, cheap productions from this show.  It's so bad that I honestly can't even talk shit about Lea Michele; she is shockingly one of the lesser offensive things in what I've heard.

There is only one singer (who we've never heard sing before) in what I've heard who didn't completely fuck it up.  Naturally, this singer has not been promoted in any way by the show, and I don't even think she's taking on the song herself.  *sigh*