IC: Crazy-statue

[lietmeupinside]

[A certain Baltic nation has barricaded himself in the closet. He is sitting in the corner about now, and may or may not be talking to himself. In Latin.]

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[n_ittowinit]

[sitting down next to the closet door]

Lithuania?

[lietmeupinside]

[Not budging from the corner. :|b]

Therefore whoever desires peace, let him prepare for war.

[n_ittowinit]

Are you preparing for war? Is that it?

[lietmeupinside]

We enter the circle at night and are consumed by fire.

[n_ittowinit]

Something is wrong, and you're afraid.

[lietmeupinside]

Redder than the rose, whiter than the lilies, fairer than all things, I do ever glory in thee.

[n_ittowinit]

I see.

Lithuania, are you hungry? [has chicken with herbs that someone made for him earlier. Doesn't that smell nice?]

[lietmeupinside]

[...actually, it kind of does. He's been a bit too busy with paranoia lately to worry about taking care of himself properly.]

[Still not budging from the corner, though.]

Let justice be done should the sky fall.

[n_ittowinit]

I can't fit it in there for you, so you will have to come out if you're hungry.

If it would make you feel better I can leave first.

[lietmeupinside]

[There's no response this time, but there is a muffled thump against the closet door. Then another.]

[Then a third. He may be throwing Poland's shoes.]

[n_ittowinit]

[sadly] I see.

I'm going now.

[not going too far though, just far enough that you shouldn't be able to see him if you poke out from the closet. leaving the food for you]

[lietmeupinside]

[...going to wait a few minutes before creeping over to the closet door to peek out.]

[n_ittowinit]

[there's a covered plate with chicken on it and nothing else out of place in the room]

[lietmeupinside]

[He disappears from the crack in the door- and a moment later, there is a sound like furniture being dragged over the wood of the floor.]

[n_ittowinit]

[waiting patiently out of sight]

[lietmeupinside]

[Drag drag drag.]