Man, Britney Spears has gone nuts, and I just can't look away. It's like she turned into this wonderful advent calendar of celebrity dirt-- each day there's a new treat! In just the past week she checked into rehab, checked out of rehab, shaved her head, got a couple tattoos, wore a freakish wig, more of the ol' rehab in-and-out, and then my favorite so far:
she attacked paparazzi with an umbrella. I would feel sorry for her; most of us can go through our worst times without the whole world watching our every move. But then I remember how she promptly abandoned her sons-- one just a year old, the other still an infant-- to go party with Paris Hilton and flash her baby factory night after night.
It's amazing how at this point Christina Aguilera practically seems like Audrey Hepburn in comparison. How the hell did that happen?