reasons why del taco kicks ass

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reason number one: they have drinks that are the size of buckets
reason number 2: on said bucket they have a guy named vladimir guerrero, the most manly name i have ever heard
reason number 3: its fuckin del taco
reason number 4: unlike taco bell when they mean hot sauce they mean it
reason number 5: buckets of fries
reason number 6: it can be givin the nick name of del mutha-fuckin taco
reason number 7: its fuckin del taco