Granted, I probably do have enough on my plate as it is....

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 forced to rely on enemy / rival magical trouble zombie apocalypse parting ways blackmail trapped between realities captivity serial killers lost childhood nausea combat unconsciousness WILD CARDhallucinations hunger / starvation pandemics and epidemics deprogramming orphans undeserved reputation wings invisibility hospital stay lacerations / knife wounds loss of limb / limb function falsely imprisoned
Hmm... *ponders*