I'm buying myslef a ticket to guam next year
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I donated bone marrow to poisontemple in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I bought porn for veejay (10 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for watchedbymuse (-10 points). Last month I helped necrobutcher across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1006 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
lieren