Having a bad sore throat? I know I was. Fucking a, I was having a dream that I was a wizard who sold people sore throats and whose spell had backfired, giving me an everlasting sore throat. I've found cayenne pepper to be a great cure in the past, but in my apartment, I didn't have any, so I turned to the next best thing.
Tabasco sauce.
Did it work? I'm not sure, the jury is still out. It seemed like it was working, but now it seems to have made it worse. Oh well, I'll let ya know.