My MAD-Mag inspired post
DAN by the numbers:
Amount of math assignments I have to do today: 2
Amount of time I've spent looking at said material: 0 minutes
Amount of time it'll take me reading to understand what the heck I'm doing: 15 minutes
Amount of time this will leave me with after I stop posting on my livejournal and start my math homework: 20 minutes
My chances of finishing: 1 out of 12
Number of times I entered the mad magazine contest for PS2 and games today: 1
Number of questions in the survey: around 50
Amount of time I spent (wasted) doing said survey: 15 minutes
Other entrants: around 1,000,000,000
Other legitmate entrants: around 95,321
My chances of winning: 0
Number of journal entries: around 100
Number of journal entries where I post what music I'm listening to: 97
Number of journal entries inspired by the music I'm listening to: 45
Number of journal entries QUOTING music I'm listening to: 16
Number of journal entries which are nothing but music lyrics not of my own design: 11
Number of posts with pseudo-hidden references to whatever girl I like at the time: 45
Number of posts about that oregon chick: 27
Number of posts about the oregon chick posted during our brief, pseudo relationship: 0
Number of posts about the oregon chick that really don't matter and kind of suck: 27
Number of posts about Snortin': too many
Number of posts about Pie: a few
Number of posts about Thai: a dozen
Number of posts about Lassie: a couple
Percentage of me losing interest in girls Nate gives nicknames to: 100%
Number of journal entries mentioning tribes: 12
Number of journal entries mentioning tribes positively:: 3
Number of journal entries mentioning tribes positively after tribes rehearsals really started: 0
Number of late night entries: 35
Number of late night entries that are dumb and depressed and make no sense the next morning: 29
Number of late night entries that are interesting to read: 0
Number of journal entries with posts: 27
Number of posts per entry with posts: 3
Number of posts: 123
Number of posts not mine: 109
Number of posts longer than 2 lines: 3
Number of posts longer than 2 lines that didn't have to be deleted: 2
Days left of college-free sitting in library with nothing to do so I post on livejournal: 5
Number of days I'll make posts: 5
Number of posts I'll probably make: 7
Number of posts that really have anything to do with my life:1
Number posts about my life that won't just be about some chick:0
Amount of break dancing moves attempted yesterday at the dance-off:2
Number of break dancing moves completed without me quitting out because my shirt revealed my chest:1
Number of people who have told me they liked my dance moves: 13
Number of obese subsitute teachers I almost had to throttle because of saying "It was absolutely dreadful, it looked like Shamu jumping on a sliver platter" in their horrible rendition of Simon Cowell: 1
Number of MAD fold ins done right: 12
Number of MAD fold ins done wrong: 149
Amount of time it takes to do a MAD fold in wrong: 20 seconds
Amount of time it takes to do a MAD fold in right: 20 seconds
Amount of time it takes to make a wrong fold a right fold: 5 minutes
Teachers I've had at college: 3
Teachers I've learned from at college: 2
Teachers who were interesting at college: 2
Teachers who were eccentric: 1
Teachers who I have an amiable relationship with at college: 3
Ratio of good teachers to teachers I've had at college: 1 to 1
Number of teachers I had during elementary school: 9
Number of teachers I liked during elementary school: 5
Number of teachers I have seen since elementary school: 4
Teachers who were eccentric: 1
Number of teachers I learned from at elementary school: 6
Ratio of good teachers to teachers I've had at elementary school: 6 to 9
Number of teachers I had during middle school: 11
Number of good teachers I had during middle school: 7
Teachers who were eccentric: 3
Number of teachers I had during middle school who everyone in middle school knew were boning each other: 2
Amount of good teachers to teachers in middle school 5 to 11
Amount of teachers I've had at high school: 15
Amount of teachers I've learned from in high school: 12
Number of teachers I have an amiable relationship with: 6
Number of teachers who still remember they had me as a student: 8
Number of teachers who were nicknamed Mr. Fat: 1
Number of eccentric teachers: 5
Ratio of good teachers to teachers in high school: 3 to 5
Number of people who read this far: 3
Number of people who enjoyed this: 1
Number of people, not counting me, who enjoyed this: 0
Amount of math assignments still remaining: 2
Amount of time I have to complete them: 90 minutes
Amount of entries I'll probably make after this one: 1
Actual number of math assignments completed: 1
Number of math assignments stamped as completed: 2
Amount of math assignments I have to do today: 2
Amount of time I've spent looking at said material: 0 minutes
Amount of time it'll take me reading to understand what the heck I'm doing: 15 minutes
Amount of time this will leave me with after I stop posting on my livejournal and start my math homework: 20 minutes
My chances of finishing: 1 out of 12
Number of times I entered the mad magazine contest for PS2 and games today: 1
Number of questions in the survey: around 50
Amount of time I spent (wasted) doing said survey: 15 minutes
Other entrants: around 1,000,000,000
Other legitmate entrants: around 95,321
My chances of winning: 0
Number of journal entries: around 100
Number of journal entries where I post what music I'm listening to: 97
Number of journal entries inspired by the music I'm listening to: 45
Number of journal entries QUOTING music I'm listening to: 16
Number of journal entries which are nothing but music lyrics not of my own design: 11
Number of posts with pseudo-hidden references to whatever girl I like at the time: 45
Number of posts about that oregon chick: 27
Number of posts about the oregon chick posted during our brief, pseudo relationship: 0
Number of posts about the oregon chick that really don't matter and kind of suck: 27
Number of posts about Snortin': too many
Number of posts about Pie: a few
Number of posts about Thai: a dozen
Number of posts about Lassie: a couple
Percentage of me losing interest in girls Nate gives nicknames to: 100%
Number of journal entries mentioning tribes: 12
Number of journal entries mentioning tribes positively:: 3
Number of journal entries mentioning tribes positively after tribes rehearsals really started: 0
Number of late night entries: 35
Number of late night entries that are dumb and depressed and make no sense the next morning: 29
Number of late night entries that are interesting to read: 0
Number of journal entries with posts: 27
Number of posts per entry with posts: 3
Number of posts: 123
Number of posts not mine: 109
Number of posts longer than 2 lines: 3
Number of posts longer than 2 lines that didn't have to be deleted: 2
Days left of college-free sitting in library with nothing to do so I post on livejournal: 5
Number of days I'll make posts: 5
Number of posts I'll probably make: 7
Number of posts that really have anything to do with my life:1
Number posts about my life that won't just be about some chick:0
Amount of break dancing moves attempted yesterday at the dance-off:2
Number of break dancing moves completed without me quitting out because my shirt revealed my chest:1
Number of people who have told me they liked my dance moves: 13
Number of obese subsitute teachers I almost had to throttle because of saying "It was absolutely dreadful, it looked like Shamu jumping on a sliver platter" in their horrible rendition of Simon Cowell: 1
Number of MAD fold ins done right: 12
Number of MAD fold ins done wrong: 149
Amount of time it takes to do a MAD fold in wrong: 20 seconds
Amount of time it takes to do a MAD fold in right: 20 seconds
Amount of time it takes to make a wrong fold a right fold: 5 minutes
Teachers I've had at college: 3
Teachers I've learned from at college: 2
Teachers who were interesting at college: 2
Teachers who were eccentric: 1
Teachers who I have an amiable relationship with at college: 3
Ratio of good teachers to teachers I've had at college: 1 to 1
Number of teachers I had during elementary school: 9
Number of teachers I liked during elementary school: 5
Number of teachers I have seen since elementary school: 4
Teachers who were eccentric: 1
Number of teachers I learned from at elementary school: 6
Ratio of good teachers to teachers I've had at elementary school: 6 to 9
Number of teachers I had during middle school: 11
Number of good teachers I had during middle school: 7
Teachers who were eccentric: 3
Number of teachers I had during middle school who everyone in middle school knew were boning each other: 2
Amount of good teachers to teachers in middle school 5 to 11
Amount of teachers I've had at high school: 15
Amount of teachers I've learned from in high school: 12
Number of teachers I have an amiable relationship with: 6
Number of teachers who still remember they had me as a student: 8
Number of teachers who were nicknamed Mr. Fat: 1
Number of eccentric teachers: 5
Ratio of good teachers to teachers in high school: 3 to 5
Number of people who read this far: 3
Number of people who enjoyed this: 1
Number of people, not counting me, who enjoyed this: 0
Amount of math assignments still remaining: 2
Amount of time I have to complete them: 90 minutes
Amount of entries I'll probably make after this one: 1
Actual number of math assignments completed: 1
Number of math assignments stamped as completed: 2