cake crisis
sooooo it's my mom's birthday! and i'm a really shitty daughter and procrastinated until 4th hour today to buy her a cake with two fives i found in my pocket. by the way, THANKS FOR TAKING ME DARA! butttttt, i totally flaked and went home today WITHOUT the cake i had put in hebes' fridge for safe-keeping. usually i would just forget something like this and end up eating it at school the next week, BUT i'm tired of always ruining everything with my add and general lack of consideration. so i dragged my brother's bike through the house (the garage door opener is broken), tripped over the talking halloween crow and twisted my ankle on the porch, and then high-tailed it to school as if someone was after my very life. when i burst out of the neighborhood into the parking lot i almost took out matt and robby. i could only imagine how FRICKIN' INSANE i must have looked. i then got brem's mom to open up g-40 and i wrapped the cake package in ONE OF HEBES' GROSS SWEATSHIRTS so it wouldn't bounce around so much, and put the mess in my backpack.
the cake is in surprisingly good condition. i'm actually kind of worried that a cake that durable couldn't possibly taste good... also, i couldn't find any candles so i substituted them with drink umbrellas.
it's not even the right kind of cake.
i'm an utter failure.
the cake is in surprisingly good condition. i'm actually kind of worried that a cake that durable couldn't possibly taste good... also, i couldn't find any candles so i substituted them with drink umbrellas.
it's not even the right kind of cake.
i'm an utter failure.