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instructions: write ten [very personal] statements intended to different people. never tell which one is who.
001. i love you more than anything, but you're wasting your life on drugs and jerks. you could do so much better.
002. this thing we have is weird. i really hope this isn't the complete and final end. i've never met anyone who i've had so many inane things in common with before. i like it.
003. you're so goddamn dramatic! and you have this way of making it seem like you're the victim in every situation. you're also nervous and paranoid. you need to relax. i hope you grow out of this.
004. i look up to you massively. you're everything i wish i could be: responsible, organized, genuinely kind, etc etc. i don't know how you do it, and i know i will NEVER be as good as you, but i also know that if it wasn't for our "odd couple" type friendship i would be completely trashed right now, in life and probably literally.
005. i can't figure out if i love you or if i hate you. are you funny and smart and sweet? or are you abrasive, ignorant, and self-absorbed? I DON'T KNOW. such extremes.
006. so everyone bashes you as a cocky asshole, but honestly, i think you have the most elaborate self-esteem issues i've ever noticed.
007. i know we're supposedly best friends, and i know your situation reeks, but i can't stand you. all you do is bitch and criticize me. stop calling.
008. i think you're jealous of me, and secretly you don't want me to be happy. actually, i think you're jealous of every girl in the continental u.s. with a decent face and personality. not that you're lacking. you'd be so pleasant if you weren't so crazed sometimes.
009. i want to become better friends with you, but you seem too untouchably cool, and i don't think you really like me.
010. YOU'RE SO LAME.
001. i love you more than anything, but you're wasting your life on drugs and jerks. you could do so much better.
002. this thing we have is weird. i really hope this isn't the complete and final end. i've never met anyone who i've had so many inane things in common with before. i like it.
003. you're so goddamn dramatic! and you have this way of making it seem like you're the victim in every situation. you're also nervous and paranoid. you need to relax. i hope you grow out of this.
004. i look up to you massively. you're everything i wish i could be: responsible, organized, genuinely kind, etc etc. i don't know how you do it, and i know i will NEVER be as good as you, but i also know that if it wasn't for our "odd couple" type friendship i would be completely trashed right now, in life and probably literally.
005. i can't figure out if i love you or if i hate you. are you funny and smart and sweet? or are you abrasive, ignorant, and self-absorbed? I DON'T KNOW. such extremes.
006. so everyone bashes you as a cocky asshole, but honestly, i think you have the most elaborate self-esteem issues i've ever noticed.
007. i know we're supposedly best friends, and i know your situation reeks, but i can't stand you. all you do is bitch and criticize me. stop calling.
008. i think you're jealous of me, and secretly you don't want me to be happy. actually, i think you're jealous of every girl in the continental u.s. with a decent face and personality. not that you're lacking. you'd be so pleasant if you weren't so crazed sometimes.
009. i want to become better friends with you, but you seem too untouchably cool, and i don't think you really like me.
010. YOU'RE SO LAME.