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What does your name mean? ummm i think it means light or bright or something...proboblly just means Hotty McHot though
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?) i dont know, fart
Describe yourself in 5 words. awesome, better, than, you, married
What are your worst qualities? dont have any
What are your best qualities? my life
How long does it take you get get ready in the morning? 18 seconds
~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night? i supose
Do you remember your dreams? a little bit
Describe one. theyre pretty much all the same im standing naked in a stadium full of people and then emma runs by being chased by a giant rubber necked giraff
What time do you go to bed usually? 7:30
What time do you wake up normally? 6:47
What time do you wake on weekends? 8 or 2
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? well if i woke up next you, it would proboblly just be annoying
do you sleep with one pillow or two? five
~SCHOOL~
Do you like school? no
Why/why not? i dont get enough time to look at myself
Whats ur fave subject? bathroom break
Most hated subject? i barely have any subjects
Do you have a fave teacher? yes
Ever had a crush ona teacher? grendel
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? im a steak/potatos person
~FRIENDS~
Do you have heaps of friends? heaps sounds gross, lets just say i have more friends that anyone could possibly handle
Do you have a best friend? my wife
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? fuck that shit, i dont know
Do you ever get annoyed at any friend? only if they talk to me
Have you ever lied to a friend? hahahahahahahaha...yeah
Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? im doing it right now
~FAMILY~
Do you like your parents? ...i like emmas parents...my mom can come too
Ever run away from home? almost everyday when i was little...goodtimes. i was proboblly neked too
Ever thought about it? fuck you, asshole
Do you have any siblings? yes
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them? they steal things
How old are they? im not sure...like 8 and 43 i think
If not, do you mind being an only child?
Do you feel your parents spoil you? depends on who you ask, oliver twist would say yes, paris hilton would say something dumb...i mean she would say no
Do you not get along with any of your family? do i not not get along with any of my family. yeah put that in your pipe and smoke it
Do you have big family get togethers ever? i guess so
~RELATIONSHIPS~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? die
If so, are you in love with them? die
Do they love you? die
How long have you been together? keep dying
Most romantic thing theyve ever done for you? yeah fuck off
Do you have a crush? hehehehe...yes
If so, are you in love? hehehehe...yes
Do they know you like them? hehehehe...yes
Is it serious or playful? hot damn
How long have you liked them? hehehehe...fuck off
Ever done something stupid to impress them? pretty much all i do
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? are you trying to make me cry, asshole
Do u find it romantic or hurtful? wtf, mate
Even know what it is? "it"? hahahaha yeah thats sex
~Religion~
Do you have a religion? does outkastism count?
Do you practice it i.e go to church? my body is my temple
Do you believe in God? good question, i work at his camp, but i think it might be a wizard of oz type thing where all the kids think theres a god but then it turns out it was just somebody like dick clark behind a curtain.
Jesus? who now?
Satan? ahhhh, satan!
Heaven? heaven is in your arms baby
Hell? hell is in mine
If you died tomorrow what do you beleive will happen to you? i dont know what would happen to you? would you miss me so much that the grief would tear your heart into a thousand unsalvagable pieces? i hope it would.
Does death scare you? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
~Morals~
Have you ever been drunk? ha! a better question would be have you almost died from drinking.
taken drugs? yeah...what a troubled young teen
stolen? i stole this whole thing out of beckys dead journal
shoplifted? yeah i used to steal pogs all the time, remember those?
tried to commit suicide? yikes, nope
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend? only if i didnt like them...or if i needed too..or for fun
gotten into a fight? yes sir...im hardcore, motherfucker
are you more innocent or guilty? of what
Would you date a drug addict? im married to one
have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict? uhh
Are you racist? nah
Are you discriminatory to anyone? people im bettern than
Have you been a hypocrite in the past? never. never ever ever. ok yeah
Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? open, all the way to the bank
~Media~
Do you watch tons of tv? oh yes, tons and tons
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months? proboblly one or two...im too good for the movies its not that no one wants to go with me
Do you listne to the radio often? sigh, yeah my car stereo only plys the radio
Do you read the newspaper? no, i dont like how the ink rubs off.
Do you read magazines? only totally hip scene zines, man
Are you a couch potato? im a couch hottie
Do you use the internet too much? sho do
~Music~
Whats your fave style of music? awesome
Do you play an instrument? mmhmmmm
Do you sing? i am right now
Whats your fave band? i dont know...oh wait yeah i do, an albatross....AAAHAHAHAHAHA
Why? cause im so fat
Have you met them before? no, shut up
Name 3 cds that youve bought in that last year. how about i dont tell you anything, dickshit
Why did you buy them? so i could grease them and stick them all over my body, of course
~Sport~
Whats your fave sport? cartwheels
Whats your fave sport to watch? foxy boxing
Do you have a fave team of any sort? yes
Do you play a lot of sport? i sleep a lot
ever won anything for sport? yes, your love
~perosnality~
Are you funny or serious? seriously funny
Creative or not? ummm
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? longetuderal
Are you outgoing or shy? depends
Are you lazy or active? lazy activist
Have you ever been hyperactive? sure
Are you a naturally hyperactive person? what
~Looks~
Are you happy with the way you look? who wouldnt be
What would you change? all the gross
Do you wear makeup regularly? like a hooker
Do you have a large wardrobe? are you saying im fat? cause thats fucking mean
~Money~
Do you have a job? i make more than you
Do you like it? sure
Are you a saver or a spender? i bought new jeans because i didnt want to do laundry
Do you work hard or slack off? im a work beast
Have you ever been fired? no
In trouble at work? doubt it
Made a major mistake? in life or at my job. in life never. at my job i fed 120 kids rat poison and tryed to cover it up by saying i was jesus and these people had to die with me or never get to heaven.
Ever had money stolen from you? yeah, fuckers
Are you always broke? i dont think so...oh god i hope not.
~embarassing moments~
Your all time most embarassing moment? who knows that? no one knows that
Ever snorted drink out your nose? yeah, spaghetti too
Ever giggled like an idiot? have you ever met me?
Ever embarassed yourself and pretedned nothing happened? yeah i still am in denile over the whole going to school with out pants thing
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? oh god
Ever said soemthing really stupid? yeah, i have a bad habit
Ever snorted while laughing? im not emma
Ever fallen off a bed? yes
Ever sleepwalked? nope
Ever sleeptalked? i hope not, or the people will know that my husband and i killed the king to assume power.
~Memories~
Whats your best memory? the kids were eating out tongiht thing was pretty good. so was pretty much every summer and every two seconds with my asshole friends
Worst? oh boy
Whats the wierdest memory you have? whoops
Do you have a good memory? hahaha, terrible
Whats the coolest holiday you remember having? well this christmas my dog came down first thing in the morning and puked on the presents right in front of us....that was awesome, love that dog.
~Thoughts~
Ever had funny thoughts and laughed and no one understood you? hahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whats the firs tthoght that comes to your head when you hear these names?
Melissa- bumble bees
Bob- everyones imaginary friend
Vanessa- so...fuck you....
Alyssa- tall
Jess- o
Brian- family guy
Charlie- water
Olivia- fig newtons
Drew- chainsaw
Lily- white
Anita- bath....aaaahahahahahaha
Whats the firs thtoughts that come to your head while hearing these words?
cheese- doodle
rubber- mayo
clothes- tree
big- floppy donkey dick
dress- to kill
jacket- time
polyester- stringcheese...its kind of like pollyo
kite- red
washing- dino
-claire
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?) i dont know, fart
Describe yourself in 5 words. awesome, better, than, you, married
What are your worst qualities? dont have any
What are your best qualities? my life
How long does it take you get get ready in the morning? 18 seconds
~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night? i supose
Do you remember your dreams? a little bit
Describe one. theyre pretty much all the same im standing naked in a stadium full of people and then emma runs by being chased by a giant rubber necked giraff
What time do you go to bed usually? 7:30
What time do you wake up normally? 6:47
What time do you wake on weekends? 8 or 2
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? well if i woke up next you, it would proboblly just be annoying
do you sleep with one pillow or two? five
~SCHOOL~
Do you like school? no
Why/why not? i dont get enough time to look at myself
Whats ur fave subject? bathroom break
Most hated subject? i barely have any subjects
Do you have a fave teacher? yes
Ever had a crush ona teacher? grendel
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? im a steak/potatos person
~FRIENDS~
Do you have heaps of friends? heaps sounds gross, lets just say i have more friends that anyone could possibly handle
Do you have a best friend? my wife
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? fuck that shit, i dont know
Do you ever get annoyed at any friend? only if they talk to me
Have you ever lied to a friend? hahahahahahahaha...yeah
Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? im doing it right now
~FAMILY~
Do you like your parents? ...i like emmas parents...my mom can come too
Ever run away from home? almost everyday when i was little...goodtimes. i was proboblly neked too
Ever thought about it? fuck you, asshole
Do you have any siblings? yes
If so, do you like or get annoyed with them? they steal things
How old are they? im not sure...like 8 and 43 i think
If not, do you mind being an only child?
Do you feel your parents spoil you? depends on who you ask, oliver twist would say yes, paris hilton would say something dumb...i mean she would say no
Do you not get along with any of your family? do i not not get along with any of my family. yeah put that in your pipe and smoke it
Do you have big family get togethers ever? i guess so
~RELATIONSHIPS~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? die
If so, are you in love with them? die
Do they love you? die
How long have you been together? keep dying
Most romantic thing theyve ever done for you? yeah fuck off
Do you have a crush? hehehehe...yes
If so, are you in love? hehehehe...yes
Do they know you like them? hehehehe...yes
Is it serious or playful? hot damn
How long have you liked them? hehehehe...fuck off
Ever done something stupid to impress them? pretty much all i do
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? are you trying to make me cry, asshole
Do u find it romantic or hurtful? wtf, mate
Even know what it is? "it"? hahahaha yeah thats sex
~Religion~
Do you have a religion? does outkastism count?
Do you practice it i.e go to church? my body is my temple
Do you believe in God? good question, i work at his camp, but i think it might be a wizard of oz type thing where all the kids think theres a god but then it turns out it was just somebody like dick clark behind a curtain.
Jesus? who now?
Satan? ahhhh, satan!
Heaven? heaven is in your arms baby
Hell? hell is in mine
If you died tomorrow what do you beleive will happen to you? i dont know what would happen to you? would you miss me so much that the grief would tear your heart into a thousand unsalvagable pieces? i hope it would.
Does death scare you? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
~Morals~
Have you ever been drunk? ha! a better question would be have you almost died from drinking.
taken drugs? yeah...what a troubled young teen
stolen? i stole this whole thing out of beckys dead journal
shoplifted? yeah i used to steal pogs all the time, remember those?
tried to commit suicide? yikes, nope
Lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend? only if i didnt like them...or if i needed too..or for fun
gotten into a fight? yes sir...im hardcore, motherfucker
are you more innocent or guilty? of what
Would you date a drug addict? im married to one
have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict? uhh
Are you racist? nah
Are you discriminatory to anyone? people im bettern than
Have you been a hypocrite in the past? never. never ever ever. ok yeah
Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? open, all the way to the bank
~Media~
Do you watch tons of tv? oh yes, tons and tons
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months? proboblly one or two...im too good for the movies its not that no one wants to go with me
Do you listne to the radio often? sigh, yeah my car stereo only plys the radio
Do you read the newspaper? no, i dont like how the ink rubs off.
Do you read magazines? only totally hip scene zines, man
Are you a couch potato? im a couch hottie
Do you use the internet too much? sho do
~Music~
Whats your fave style of music? awesome
Do you play an instrument? mmhmmmm
Do you sing? i am right now
Whats your fave band? i dont know...oh wait yeah i do, an albatross....AAAHAHAHAHAHA
Why? cause im so fat
Have you met them before? no, shut up
Name 3 cds that youve bought in that last year. how about i dont tell you anything, dickshit
Why did you buy them? so i could grease them and stick them all over my body, of course
~Sport~
Whats your fave sport? cartwheels
Whats your fave sport to watch? foxy boxing
Do you have a fave team of any sort? yes
Do you play a lot of sport? i sleep a lot
ever won anything for sport? yes, your love
~perosnality~
Are you funny or serious? seriously funny
Creative or not? ummm
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? longetuderal
Are you outgoing or shy? depends
Are you lazy or active? lazy activist
Have you ever been hyperactive? sure
Are you a naturally hyperactive person? what
~Looks~
Are you happy with the way you look? who wouldnt be
What would you change? all the gross
Do you wear makeup regularly? like a hooker
Do you have a large wardrobe? are you saying im fat? cause thats fucking mean
~Money~
Do you have a job? i make more than you
Do you like it? sure
Are you a saver or a spender? i bought new jeans because i didnt want to do laundry
Do you work hard or slack off? im a work beast
Have you ever been fired? no
In trouble at work? doubt it
Made a major mistake? in life or at my job. in life never. at my job i fed 120 kids rat poison and tryed to cover it up by saying i was jesus and these people had to die with me or never get to heaven.
Ever had money stolen from you? yeah, fuckers
Are you always broke? i dont think so...oh god i hope not.
~embarassing moments~
Your all time most embarassing moment? who knows that? no one knows that
Ever snorted drink out your nose? yeah, spaghetti too
Ever giggled like an idiot? have you ever met me?
Ever embarassed yourself and pretedned nothing happened? yeah i still am in denile over the whole going to school with out pants thing
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? oh god
Ever said soemthing really stupid? yeah, i have a bad habit
Ever snorted while laughing? im not emma
Ever fallen off a bed? yes
Ever sleepwalked? nope
Ever sleeptalked? i hope not, or the people will know that my husband and i killed the king to assume power.
~Memories~
Whats your best memory? the kids were eating out tongiht thing was pretty good. so was pretty much every summer and every two seconds with my asshole friends
Worst? oh boy
Whats the wierdest memory you have? whoops
Do you have a good memory? hahaha, terrible
Whats the coolest holiday you remember having? well this christmas my dog came down first thing in the morning and puked on the presents right in front of us....that was awesome, love that dog.
~Thoughts~
Ever had funny thoughts and laughed and no one understood you? hahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whats the firs tthoght that comes to your head when you hear these names?
Melissa- bumble bees
Bob- everyones imaginary friend
Vanessa- so...fuck you....
Alyssa- tall
Jess- o
Brian- family guy
Charlie- water
Olivia- fig newtons
Drew- chainsaw
Lily- white
Anita- bath....aaaahahahahahaha
Whats the firs thtoughts that come to your head while hearing these words?
cheese- doodle
rubber- mayo
clothes- tree
big- floppy donkey dick
dress- to kill
jacket- time
polyester- stringcheese...its kind of like pollyo
kite- red
washing- dino
-claire