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My speech today was like so totally the best! So like I convinced the class why every hot chick should have a manservant! Hehe~ I so win! Because winning is all that matters!
So here's the speech:
So like, every hot chick should totally have a manservant, better known as a manbitch. He does your laundry (because doing laundry sucks) and knows his place. He like entertains you when you're bored (which happens like too much here). He also carries your stuff because hot chicks shouldn't carry things. Oh and he like totally complements you, because he knows you're really hot.
But that's like just a preview. It was like so much better in person. That Vayne guy gave me an E right there, but I don't think epsilon is a grade.... Could he at least have given me a Δ? That letter always looks so hot!
So here's the speech:
So like, every hot chick should totally have a manservant, better known as a manbitch. He does your laundry (because doing laundry sucks) and knows his place. He like entertains you when you're bored (which happens like too much here). He also carries your stuff because hot chicks shouldn't carry things. Oh and he like totally complements you, because he knows you're really hot.
But that's like just a preview. It was like so much better in person. That Vayne guy gave me an E right there, but I don't think epsilon is a grade.... Could he at least have given me a Δ? That letter always looks so hot!