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"I never get a seat. This is so unfair. This is, like, the most unfair thing in the world." - kids on the bus.
"Jud: What do you call a soprano who can sight-read?
Amanda: Uh, I dunno....unusual?
Jud: An alto!" - us.
"Jud: Not everybody gets to go to do.
Youngman: and get $200." - us
"Kathryn: [I couldn't find the homework on the website, whine, whine etc.]
Groggy: Why don't you show us the website again, Mr. Crosby?
Mr. Crosby: Is that serious?
Groggy: Well, I'm good, but obviously other members of the class...
Kathryn: *scowls* You're using me as bait.
Groggy: What??? No, I'm using you as a time-waster.
R: Fly fishing!" - science class
"Youngman: You want to feel like you're on a sled, and you're gliding -
Sam: And then the tenors hit a tree.
Youngman: No, the tenors pick up a goat.
Sam: And then we hit a tree.
Youngman: And then you hit a tree." - Chorale
"Jason: (cracks knuckles)
Jud: Don't do that.
Jason: Why?
Jud: Because it...gives me...hives.
Jason: I knew you came from France." - piano lesson
"Jason: Will you circle that?
Jud: Well, it has brackets around it.
Jason: Brackets??!!!! (starts acting dramatically scared and angry)" - piano lesson
"Ah, Canada. Gives me the hoopdie-joobidies." - Jason
Why didn't Georgia get in??
"Jud: What do you call a soprano who can sight-read?
Amanda: Uh, I dunno....unusual?
Jud: An alto!" - us.
"Jud: Not everybody gets to go to do.
Youngman: and get $200." - us
"Kathryn: [I couldn't find the homework on the website, whine, whine etc.]
Groggy: Why don't you show us the website again, Mr. Crosby?
Mr. Crosby: Is that serious?
Groggy: Well, I'm good, but obviously other members of the class...
Kathryn: *scowls* You're using me as bait.
Groggy: What??? No, I'm using you as a time-waster.
R: Fly fishing!" - science class
"Youngman: You want to feel like you're on a sled, and you're gliding -
Sam: And then the tenors hit a tree.
Youngman: No, the tenors pick up a goat.
Sam: And then we hit a tree.
Youngman: And then you hit a tree." - Chorale
"Jason: (cracks knuckles)
Jud: Don't do that.
Jason: Why?
Jud: Because it...gives me...hives.
Jason: I knew you came from France." - piano lesson
"Jason: Will you circle that?
Jud: Well, it has brackets around it.
Jason: Brackets??!!!! (starts acting dramatically scared and angry)" - piano lesson
"Ah, Canada. Gives me the hoopdie-joobidies." - Jason
Why didn't Georgia get in??