Commentfic: Singer/Taylor Swift
So this is what happens when I started cruising through Taylor Swift's myspace. A commentfic between me and panicatthecobra, about Taylor Swift's and Singer's not date, and Singer's flailing toward her and Cash not seeing the seriousness of this all, hello! Unfinished, but hey, you're welcome to continue it for us!
liebe_neu: Taylor Swift:
liebe_neu: I like people who are excitable. I think it's endearing when people cry when they're happy. I'm pretty excitable too.
liebe_neu: I'm thinking: SingerSingerSingerSinger
liebe_neu: I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend. Plus, guys don't ask me out because they know I'll write songs about them.
liebe_neu: (Psst, Taylor. SINGER WOULDN'T CARE. He's been there done that.)
panicatthecobra: Haha. Win. Maybe I'll Write some singer Taylor next weeks
panicatthecobra: week*
liebe_neu: Oh
panicatthecobra: Dude when Jon is high he kidnaps Taylor swift instead of a JoBro and then shows her to Ryan and is like "Bden would love her!" So they visit and Bden is like I know who you need to meet so they drag her to meet Singer. And they're all like "We come bearing gifts"
liebe_neu: (:
liebe_neu: Yes
liebe_neu: and then Singer gets all breathy-voiced when Brendon's like, "we're leaving her here, don't do anything I wouldn't do" and goes tra la laing off, but then comes back and is like, "Which is a lot," winks, and then tra la las off forreally because it's naked timez with Spencer.
panicatthecobra: Yes
panicatthecobra: So Singer is all "Uhm Jon was high and stuff and I'm...uhm...sorry...." And he's awkwardly shuffling because he can't think of a word to say because it's TAYLOR SWIFT
liebe_neu: And Taylor's all, "You seriously think I came here just because Jon was high?" and Singer's like shuffle shuffle picking at imaginary lint that's not there on his shirt, "No?"
liebe_neu: Taylor explains that she's not a fucking dumbass, she CHOSE to come.
liebe_neu: (with different words.)
panicatthecobra: OMG Agreed! And Singer'd be like "Really?!?" Then he'd be like "You seriously know who I am?" Because he totally wouldn't believe it 'cause she's Taylor Swift
liebe_neu: Taylor would be like, "I remember that you came to that...one show and gave me a hug!"
liebe_neu: and then Singer would DIE
liebe_neu: (("People sometimes wonder what we do before the show. And sometimes you'll just, you know, get a golf cart and...drive around the parking lot."))
panicatthecobra: Yes. Then Cash would show up and be all "Taylor Swift. Hey Singer, Taylor Swift is here." Then continue to like raid his fridge or something.
panicatthecobra: ((Taylor Swift is secretly Pete Wentz))
liebe_neu: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
liebe_neu: He would point at her
liebe_neu: and be like, "You are Taylor Swift. Singer, lookit, it's Taylor Swift!"
liebe_neu: and wink
liebe_neu: there would be winking.
liebe_neu: SUGGESTIVELY WINKING
liebe_neu: SUGGESTIVELY.
panicatthecobra: And Singer'd blush and shit and be like "Do you want something to drink." And Cash from the fridge would be like "Dude! You need to get food and drink. I am a growing boy!"
panicatthecobra: (I also wanna write something where Pete and Taylor jack a golf cart)
liebe_neu: Haha, CASHHH
panicatthecobra: Dude. Singer and Taylor would sit awkwardly with each other. Then Cash would walk through with whatever is left of Singer's food and be like "Don't do anything I wouldn't do you crazy kids."
liebe_neu: Singer would freak and say, "Why is everyone saying that?!?!" and Taylor would be all, "Maybe they expect us to *do* something?" and Singer's like, "*should* we do someting?" trying to be smooth but it comes out awkward and high pitched and faily
panicatthecobra: 'Cause hello?! In case you haven't noticed TAYLOR SWIFT is in his livingroom. And Taylor would just giggle at him and Singer'd blush this unattracive shade of red.
liebe_neu: You mean this ENDEARING shade of red.
panicatthecobra: That too
panicatthecobra: So Singer would totally ask Taylor on a date and she'd be all "I'm really sorry but I have-"
"Oh. Are you seeing someone else?"
"No! I have to play. Wanna come? Maybe tomrrow though...?"
liebe_neu: (((((:
panicatthecobra: After Taylor leaves Singer'd call Cash and be like "OMG! I have a date with Taylor Swift!" And be all middle school girly.
liebe_neu: YES
liebe_neu: Cash would yawn and be like, "Okay? So?"
liebe_neu: Singer would be like, "I'm freaking out! Sympathize with me!"
panicatthecobra: And Singer wouldn't get why cash could be so calm because Hello? TAYLOR SWIFT
liebe_neu: Cash would say, "With what? The fact that you're a complete fangirl about Taylor Swift?"
panicatthecobra: "Help me!" He'd say. 'I'm going on a date with TAYLOR SWIFT." And he'd freak out completely.
liebe_neu: Well duh.
liebe_neu: Hypervenilate.
liebe_neu: *lation
panicatthecobra: That too. And Cash would be all, "Yeah okay. if you don't move your ass you'll be late for her show."
liebe_neu: ;D
liebe_neu: Singer'd be all, "Cash, you need to come with me!" And Cash would say, "Well I was kind of going to-" and Singer'd be like "CASH!!!!!!!!!" all wailing and shit
liebe_neu: And Cash would be like, "Dude."
liebe_neu: And Singer would be like, "PLEASE!" and Cash would be like, "Dude," and Singer would pick him up and Cash'd be in his pjs holding a portable coffee cup secretly full of beer that he can't technically, legally have yet
panicatthecobra: Yeeah
panicatthecobra: Cash is such a bad boy. Singer'd be like "You need to put real clothes on!" Cash would take on look at Singer and be like "You need to take some off. You're wearing a suit."
liebe_neu: Singer'd glare and Cash'd glare back and Cash would nod after a while and be like, "We've reached a stalemate then. Also, at this rate we'll be ten minutes late for the concert. Drive, you dumbass."
liebe_neu: Singer'd be like, moannnnnnnn.
panicatthecobra: So they get there and Cash looks like shit and Singer got rid of the suit jacket. But Singer is just so nervous because Cash totally looks like shit and that might make Taylor think that Singer is like Cash
liebe_neu: OHhhhhhhhhh, Singer.
Feel free to continue it in the comments!
liebe_neu: Taylor Swift:
liebe_neu: I like people who are excitable. I think it's endearing when people cry when they're happy. I'm pretty excitable too.
liebe_neu: I'm thinking: SingerSingerSingerSinger
liebe_neu: I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend. Plus, guys don't ask me out because they know I'll write songs about them.
liebe_neu: (Psst, Taylor. SINGER WOULDN'T CARE. He's been there done that.)
panicatthecobra: Haha. Win. Maybe I'll Write some singer Taylor next weeks
panicatthecobra: week*
liebe_neu: Oh
panicatthecobra: Dude when Jon is high he kidnaps Taylor swift instead of a JoBro and then shows her to Ryan and is like "Bden would love her!" So they visit and Bden is like I know who you need to meet so they drag her to meet Singer. And they're all like "We come bearing gifts"
liebe_neu: (:
liebe_neu: Yes
liebe_neu: and then Singer gets all breathy-voiced when Brendon's like, "we're leaving her here, don't do anything I wouldn't do" and goes tra la laing off, but then comes back and is like, "Which is a lot," winks, and then tra la las off forreally because it's naked timez with Spencer.
panicatthecobra: Yes
panicatthecobra: So Singer is all "Uhm Jon was high and stuff and I'm...uhm...sorry...." And he's awkwardly shuffling because he can't think of a word to say because it's TAYLOR SWIFT
liebe_neu: And Taylor's all, "You seriously think I came here just because Jon was high?" and Singer's like shuffle shuffle picking at imaginary lint that's not there on his shirt, "No?"
liebe_neu: Taylor explains that she's not a fucking dumbass, she CHOSE to come.
liebe_neu: (with different words.)
panicatthecobra: OMG Agreed! And Singer'd be like "Really?!?" Then he'd be like "You seriously know who I am?" Because he totally wouldn't believe it 'cause she's Taylor Swift
liebe_neu: Taylor would be like, "I remember that you came to that...one show and gave me a hug!"
liebe_neu: and then Singer would DIE
liebe_neu: (("People sometimes wonder what we do before the show. And sometimes you'll just, you know, get a golf cart and...drive around the parking lot."))
panicatthecobra: Yes. Then Cash would show up and be all "Taylor Swift. Hey Singer, Taylor Swift is here." Then continue to like raid his fridge or something.
panicatthecobra: ((Taylor Swift is secretly Pete Wentz))
liebe_neu: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
liebe_neu: He would point at her
liebe_neu: and be like, "You are Taylor Swift. Singer, lookit, it's Taylor Swift!"
liebe_neu: and wink
liebe_neu: there would be winking.
liebe_neu: SUGGESTIVELY WINKING
liebe_neu: SUGGESTIVELY.
panicatthecobra: And Singer'd blush and shit and be like "Do you want something to drink." And Cash from the fridge would be like "Dude! You need to get food and drink. I am a growing boy!"
panicatthecobra: (I also wanna write something where Pete and Taylor jack a golf cart)
liebe_neu: Haha, CASHHH
panicatthecobra: Dude. Singer and Taylor would sit awkwardly with each other. Then Cash would walk through with whatever is left of Singer's food and be like "Don't do anything I wouldn't do you crazy kids."
liebe_neu: Singer would freak and say, "Why is everyone saying that?!?!" and Taylor would be all, "Maybe they expect us to *do* something?" and Singer's like, "*should* we do someting?" trying to be smooth but it comes out awkward and high pitched and faily
panicatthecobra: 'Cause hello?! In case you haven't noticed TAYLOR SWIFT is in his livingroom. And Taylor would just giggle at him and Singer'd blush this unattracive shade of red.
liebe_neu: You mean this ENDEARING shade of red.
panicatthecobra: That too
panicatthecobra: So Singer would totally ask Taylor on a date and she'd be all "I'm really sorry but I have-"
"Oh. Are you seeing someone else?"
"No! I have to play. Wanna come? Maybe tomrrow though...?"
liebe_neu: (((((:
panicatthecobra: After Taylor leaves Singer'd call Cash and be like "OMG! I have a date with Taylor Swift!" And be all middle school girly.
liebe_neu: YES
liebe_neu: Cash would yawn and be like, "Okay? So?"
liebe_neu: Singer would be like, "I'm freaking out! Sympathize with me!"
panicatthecobra: And Singer wouldn't get why cash could be so calm because Hello? TAYLOR SWIFT
liebe_neu: Cash would say, "With what? The fact that you're a complete fangirl about Taylor Swift?"
panicatthecobra: "Help me!" He'd say. 'I'm going on a date with TAYLOR SWIFT." And he'd freak out completely.
liebe_neu: Well duh.
liebe_neu: Hypervenilate.
liebe_neu: *lation
panicatthecobra: That too. And Cash would be all, "Yeah okay. if you don't move your ass you'll be late for her show."
liebe_neu: ;D
liebe_neu: Singer'd be all, "Cash, you need to come with me!" And Cash would say, "Well I was kind of going to-" and Singer'd be like "CASH!!!!!!!!!" all wailing and shit
liebe_neu: And Cash would be like, "Dude."
liebe_neu: And Singer would be like, "PLEASE!" and Cash would be like, "Dude," and Singer would pick him up and Cash'd be in his pjs holding a portable coffee cup secretly full of beer that he can't technically, legally have yet
panicatthecobra: Yeeah
panicatthecobra: Cash is such a bad boy. Singer'd be like "You need to put real clothes on!" Cash would take on look at Singer and be like "You need to take some off. You're wearing a suit."
liebe_neu: Singer'd glare and Cash'd glare back and Cash would nod after a while and be like, "We've reached a stalemate then. Also, at this rate we'll be ten minutes late for the concert. Drive, you dumbass."
liebe_neu: Singer'd be like, moannnnnnnn.
panicatthecobra: So they get there and Cash looks like shit and Singer got rid of the suit jacket. But Singer is just so nervous because Cash totally looks like shit and that might make Taylor think that Singer is like Cash
liebe_neu: OHhhhhhhhhh, Singer.
Feel free to continue it in the comments!