You Make Me Feel So Young
Quotes snagged from Facebook:
Sunsets are God's reminder to us that at the end of the day we're all on this thing together. ~Ziggy Cartoon
Okay. That's it. I can't take it anymore. Everyday telling me things I don't know. College is breaking my spirit. ~Marty (Gilmore girls)
Ok so, how important is this whole business school thing anyway? I mean, so what if I never run my own inn? I like my job, I like my house, I like my life. And I certainly don’t want to be one of those people who’s never satisfied with what they have you know? I mean some people don’t have legs or arms. I have legs and arms. What more could I possibly want than legs and arms? I mean, I could take all the classes in the world, that’s still not going to give me what I already have. ~Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore girls)
It is around us and in everything we do everyday. Music is life with melody.
Fruit-scented condoms may smell like yummy fruit... ...But they still taste like rubber. Just so you know. ~doubt!
In a world filled with mirth and magic you lose time in yourself. ~Frodo (LOTR)
The price of achievement is persistence. ~Mort Crim
Violence is bad. Don't use violence...use weapons! ~Donovan Gould
I hope your ass collects many splinters down the bannister of life. ~Chris Van Camp
The two hardest things in life are failure and success. ~Anthony Soleau
Fairies take us to a land where wisdom is inseparable from whimsy and where leprechauns dance with the angels. ~Brian Froud
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. ~Red Green (The Red Green Show)
All the A-list gays will be there. The creme-de-la-creme of the creme-de-la-femme. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal. ~John Lennon
Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to your underwear. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level! Theories and footnotes-- shades of meaning-- nuance-- spelling-- where does it end, WHERE DOES IT END!" ~Eric Matthews (Boy Meets World)
Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing. ~Taco Bell "Mild" sauce package
I got your love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back. ~Heather's MySpace page
Gomer like Homer except with a G. Pyle like pile except with a Y. ~Gomer Pyle (Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.)
Crutchie McCrutcherson is crutching his way to class ~Conrad's away message. It made me laugh.
As my mother always said, 'Life is like a game of chess. At the end of the day, the black pawn and the white queen both go in the same box.' ~Mr. Lucas (Are You Being Served?)
I'm going back to being a virgin!! ~Rose (Keeping Up Appearances)
I think he means, "That is something with which he has a problem". ~Frasier Crane (Frasier)
A magician, like a prostitute, never reveals her secrets. ~Karen Walker (Will & Grace)
Someone's got a big vocabulary and a little dictionary. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
They'd [Edie and Carlos] be having sex again, just not with each other. ~Mary Alice Young (Desperate Housewives)
Did you say something? Your penis was talking too loud, I couldn't hear. ~Niles Crane (Frasier)
That is not something with which I would up put. ~Max Sutton (Wind at my Back)
What's more dependable: a moose or an elk? ~Alvin Tibideaux (The Cosby Show)
I hate Uncle Sam!! I'm so over older men! ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
Empty vessels make the most noise. ~May Bailey (Wind at my Back)
Dustin's [Diamond] a waste of sperm. ~Harvey Walden, IV (Celebrity Fit Club)
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. ~George Santayana
You didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone, or maybe she was good for your ego, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her because, you don't destroy the person that you love! ~Callie O'Malley (Grey's Anatomy)
Friendship is a real gift. It is given with no expectations & no gratitude is necessary. ~George Feeny (Boy Meets World)
No one's "bi." Ever meet a seventy-year-old bisexual? At some point they make a choice. Thus the expression "Bi now, Gay later." ~Kevin Walker (Brothers & Sisters)
Sex is why we gamble. Sex is why we drink. Sex is why we give birth. ~Sidney Freedman (M*A*S*H)
Quotes I just posted to Facebook:
If you wanna know about gay stuff ask Grace. If you wanna know about girl stuff ask Will. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
All the cute guys are either married or popes. ~Sophia Petrillo (The Golden Girls)
First there was McDreamy, then there as McSteamy, then there was McKrispyKreme. ~Sherri (104.9 - Bob and Sherri)
::phone goes off:: If it's for me, I'm not here. ~Dr. McDaid (HST 333)
Unlike some of life's endevours, this is one where size doesn't matter. ~Dr. McDaid, on bluebooks (HST 333)
They say you can't make a leopard change its spots, but we can try. ~Cousin Jessie (Wind at My Back)
You've got to give something to get something. ~Leo McGuinty (Wind at My Back)
Guatamala? You're going back to Africa? ~Grace Adler (Will & Grace)
Guatamala! I'm going to Spain! ~Grace Adler (Will & Grace)
We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. ~Aristotle
You wouldn't expect a sister to call her brother Father. ~Father Mulcahy (M*A*S*H)
If you want to live in a democracy, don't buy store brand Rice Krispy treats. ~Cappie (Greek)
Oh, by the way, it wasn't a trombone, it was a tuba. Know your brass. ~Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
You don't get to apologize for dying. ~Izzy Stevens (Grey's Anatomy)
Queer Eye's got nothing on me. ~Dale (Top Chef)
They're children, Mother. Children make noise. ~Grace Bailey (Wind at My Back)
Ever since Stan died, I barely see him anymore. ~Karen Walker (Will & Grace)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick a child out of his room. ~Stella (Desperate Housewives)
Beauty's only a light switch away. ~Dale (Top Chef?)
Let's dance that jig when the tune comes up. ~Eddy Jackson (Wind at My Back)
Oh, George, stop pussy-footing around. ~May Bailey (Wind at My Back)
I pretended your jock strap was an air mask all day. ~Val (Wind at My Back)
No ball player is in Seattle because of the Mariners. ~Sam Malone (Frasier)
At the craps table of life, Caroline feels like she's going to roll the right number. ~Bob (104.9 - Bob & Sherri)
The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. ~Dr. Oz (Oprah)
Stop smoking: save your cilia. ~Prof. Seefelt (BIO 229)
Everyone thinks they're Irish just because they have a liver. ~Katie
Mr. Sutton, what in Heaven's name does getting an education have to do with fun? ~Mrs. Whitley (Wind at My Back)
Sunsets are God's reminder to us that at the end of the day we're all on this thing together. ~Ziggy Cartoon
Okay. That's it. I can't take it anymore. Everyday telling me things I don't know. College is breaking my spirit. ~Marty (Gilmore girls)
Ok so, how important is this whole business school thing anyway? I mean, so what if I never run my own inn? I like my job, I like my house, I like my life. And I certainly don’t want to be one of those people who’s never satisfied with what they have you know? I mean some people don’t have legs or arms. I have legs and arms. What more could I possibly want than legs and arms? I mean, I could take all the classes in the world, that’s still not going to give me what I already have. ~Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore girls)
It is around us and in everything we do everyday. Music is life with melody.
Fruit-scented condoms may smell like yummy fruit... ...But they still taste like rubber. Just so you know. ~doubt!
In a world filled with mirth and magic you lose time in yourself. ~Frodo (LOTR)
The price of achievement is persistence. ~Mort Crim
Violence is bad. Don't use violence...use weapons! ~Donovan Gould
I hope your ass collects many splinters down the bannister of life. ~Chris Van Camp
The two hardest things in life are failure and success. ~Anthony Soleau
Fairies take us to a land where wisdom is inseparable from whimsy and where leprechauns dance with the angels. ~Brian Froud
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. ~Red Green (The Red Green Show)
All the A-list gays will be there. The creme-de-la-creme of the creme-de-la-femme. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, that's his problem. Love and peace are eternal. ~John Lennon
Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to your underwear. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level! Theories and footnotes-- shades of meaning-- nuance-- spelling-- where does it end, WHERE DOES IT END!" ~Eric Matthews (Boy Meets World)
Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing. ~Taco Bell "Mild" sauce package
I got your love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back. ~Heather's MySpace page
Gomer like Homer except with a G. Pyle like pile except with a Y. ~Gomer Pyle (Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.)
Crutchie McCrutcherson is crutching his way to class ~Conrad's away message. It made me laugh.
As my mother always said, 'Life is like a game of chess. At the end of the day, the black pawn and the white queen both go in the same box.' ~Mr. Lucas (Are You Being Served?)
I'm going back to being a virgin!! ~Rose (Keeping Up Appearances)
I think he means, "That is something with which he has a problem". ~Frasier Crane (Frasier)
A magician, like a prostitute, never reveals her secrets. ~Karen Walker (Will & Grace)
Someone's got a big vocabulary and a little dictionary. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
They'd [Edie and Carlos] be having sex again, just not with each other. ~Mary Alice Young (Desperate Housewives)
Did you say something? Your penis was talking too loud, I couldn't hear. ~Niles Crane (Frasier)
That is not something with which I would up put. ~Max Sutton (Wind at my Back)
What's more dependable: a moose or an elk? ~Alvin Tibideaux (The Cosby Show)
I hate Uncle Sam!! I'm so over older men! ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
Empty vessels make the most noise. ~May Bailey (Wind at my Back)
Dustin's [Diamond] a waste of sperm. ~Harvey Walden, IV (Celebrity Fit Club)
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. ~George Santayana
You didn't love her. You just didn't want to be alone, or maybe she was good for your ego, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her because, you don't destroy the person that you love! ~Callie O'Malley (Grey's Anatomy)
Friendship is a real gift. It is given with no expectations & no gratitude is necessary. ~George Feeny (Boy Meets World)
No one's "bi." Ever meet a seventy-year-old bisexual? At some point they make a choice. Thus the expression "Bi now, Gay later." ~Kevin Walker (Brothers & Sisters)
Sex is why we gamble. Sex is why we drink. Sex is why we give birth. ~Sidney Freedman (M*A*S*H)
Quotes I just posted to Facebook:
If you wanna know about gay stuff ask Grace. If you wanna know about girl stuff ask Will. ~Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)
All the cute guys are either married or popes. ~Sophia Petrillo (The Golden Girls)
First there was McDreamy, then there as McSteamy, then there was McKrispyKreme. ~Sherri (104.9 - Bob and Sherri)
::phone goes off:: If it's for me, I'm not here. ~Dr. McDaid (HST 333)
Unlike some of life's endevours, this is one where size doesn't matter. ~Dr. McDaid, on bluebooks (HST 333)
They say you can't make a leopard change its spots, but we can try. ~Cousin Jessie (Wind at My Back)
You've got to give something to get something. ~Leo McGuinty (Wind at My Back)
Guatamala? You're going back to Africa? ~Grace Adler (Will & Grace)
Guatamala! I'm going to Spain! ~Grace Adler (Will & Grace)
We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. ~Aristotle
You wouldn't expect a sister to call her brother Father. ~Father Mulcahy (M*A*S*H)
If you want to live in a democracy, don't buy store brand Rice Krispy treats. ~Cappie (Greek)
Oh, by the way, it wasn't a trombone, it was a tuba. Know your brass. ~Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
You don't get to apologize for dying. ~Izzy Stevens (Grey's Anatomy)
Queer Eye's got nothing on me. ~Dale (Top Chef)
They're children, Mother. Children make noise. ~Grace Bailey (Wind at My Back)
Ever since Stan died, I barely see him anymore. ~Karen Walker (Will & Grace)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick a child out of his room. ~Stella (Desperate Housewives)
Beauty's only a light switch away. ~Dale (Top Chef?)
Let's dance that jig when the tune comes up. ~Eddy Jackson (Wind at My Back)
Oh, George, stop pussy-footing around. ~May Bailey (Wind at My Back)
I pretended your jock strap was an air mask all day. ~Val (Wind at My Back)
No ball player is in Seattle because of the Mariners. ~Sam Malone (Frasier)
At the craps table of life, Caroline feels like she's going to roll the right number. ~Bob (104.9 - Bob & Sherri)
The vagina is a self-cleaning oven. ~Dr. Oz (Oprah)
Stop smoking: save your cilia. ~Prof. Seefelt (BIO 229)
Everyone thinks they're Irish just because they have a liver. ~Katie
Mr. Sutton, what in Heaven's name does getting an education have to do with fun? ~Mrs. Whitley (Wind at My Back)