finally updating kinda...

Jun 13, 2005 21:06

Kid quotes:
What is the proper age to get married?
"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)

What do most people do on a date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

When is it okay to kiss someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

On what falling in love is like:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)

Concerning why lovers often hold hands:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. that's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)

How a person learns to kiss:
"You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)

those are so cute :)
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