Have you ever?

Feb 04, 2005 20:43

Have you ever wanted something so much that you can't even look at it anymore?

Yeah, Prada shoes.

I warned Liz, I said "If you show me Designer Shoes I will become a label whore." She showed me. It is now my fondest dream to have a walk-in closet of these shoes. These incredibly HOT shoes. Maybe I have a foot fetish. Nah, I have a shoe fetish, I don't give a rats ass about the feet. I want the dreamy, shiny, sexy, stiletto, black, satin, strappy, shoes.

Anyone who wants my undying love will buy me cute shoes.

If I were a primal goddess, you would not throw virgins into a volcano. You would throw shoes. And I would spare you.

BTW. I'm gonna marry Magnus Scheving. W're gonna have beautiful little gymnist babies. And I'll have lots of shoes.
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