Missing Clothes Report
What happens to clothes when you can't find them? Is there some sort of black hole for all clothing that you can not find? Where do all of my socks go? Why don't I have more than 3 matching pairs of socks anymore? Why in the hell can I not find my black work shirt? I wore it on Wednesday night and took it off in my room and now it has disappeared. I thought perhaps I put it in the wash but I did not because it is not in the basement and I could not find it to do laundry yesterday. Will I be forced to wear my Margarita Madness shirt again to work today? UGH......I just want to scream! If anybody sees my black shirt floating around out there...will you please return it to it's rightful owner? Or any of my missing socks for that matter.... HAHA