homework!

Oct 01, 2006 03:10


But first, a few life lessons from your local Homer Simpson:

* I've climbed the highest mountains . . . fallen down the deepest valleys . . . I've been to Japan and Africa . . . and I've even gone into space. But I'd trade it all for a piece of candy right now.

* Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed . . . then I feel wet, and I realize there is.

* Let me just say, Winnie the Pooh getting his head caught in a honey pot? It's not funny. It can really happen.

* A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that to me.

* I made a deal with myself ten years ago . . . and got ripped off.

* When you borrow something from your neighbor, always do it under the cover of darkness.

* Never throw a butcher knife in anger.

* If doctors are so right, why am I still alive?

hahaha.. pot
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