IP Over Zombie Dogs
I just discovered the wonderful world of Internet ordered pizza. It's so wonderful, in fact, that I would be enjoying it so much sooner if NorthwesTel wasn't such an internet providing douchebag. However, I have Evangelion Rebuild right now. This causes me to not chase down their packet delivering zombie dogs (because at this point I'm convinced that's what they use instead of fibre lines) and watch Shinji get shit kicked in new remastered glee.