Adventures of Anne Sullivan, Iowa City single gal
Well, this whole situation has offered me many, many opportunities to eat out, therefore, eat bleeding, lucious, rare iowa beef.
Downside is, I hear an almost-english bridget-jones-type-monologue in my head all the time.
Newsletter to boys: I mean this only as a published articule, not at any boy in particular:
Womanizing is A-OK. Most women want to be taken advantage of. When you pretend like you adore them, and they are the center of the universe, and lead them to believe that surely YOU are taking advantage of THEM---that's a dirty trick.
The outcome of your endevour is going to be the same, fellas. Just don't spend so much effort trying to confuse the girl.
...."hey....wait...why isn't he answering his phone? I thought I was the reason he came to iowa city...."
Tricksy. And not resulting in anything different than you were trying for. Just...unfair.
bah. You know what I mean. If you only want to fool around with a girl, she is probably cool with that.
Just dont' trick her into thinking that she is taking advantage of you.
That's not nice. All the hormones in the beef make us hostile.
And where the fuck are you, Lawyer? We should be married by now.
Downside is, I hear an almost-english bridget-jones-type-monologue in my head all the time.
Newsletter to boys: I mean this only as a published articule, not at any boy in particular:
Womanizing is A-OK. Most women want to be taken advantage of. When you pretend like you adore them, and they are the center of the universe, and lead them to believe that surely YOU are taking advantage of THEM---that's a dirty trick.
The outcome of your endevour is going to be the same, fellas. Just don't spend so much effort trying to confuse the girl.
...."hey....wait...why isn't he answering his phone? I thought I was the reason he came to iowa city...."
Tricksy. And not resulting in anything different than you were trying for. Just...unfair.
bah. You know what I mean. If you only want to fool around with a girl, she is probably cool with that.
Just dont' trick her into thinking that she is taking advantage of you.
That's not nice. All the hormones in the beef make us hostile.
And where the fuck are you, Lawyer? We should be married by now.