May 14, 2008 08:06
Last night me and Monica were walking on 37th and Belmont when I saw a royal blue sash laying in a heap at the bus stop. "Oh look, a sash" I said, being a collector of sashes. It looked like some kind of male prom/graduation accoutrement; a multi-purpose decoration piece that could double as a blindfolding accessory, I figured. Then I picked it up. Embroidered vertically down the sash in white stitching it said in big letters "ALWAYS RIGHT". Beautiful. It's like my new trophy. Isn't it great when you get messages from the universe like that? :P