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... nnnngh. My night was going so well until I saw that.

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... b--but I didn't! That's NOT me. That might be Fullmetal, but that sure as hell is not me!

Either I've got a bad clone or someone has fabricated this picture.

I'm not lying.

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You're beautiful so I'll ignore that.

It's a good thing I refrained from sharing the other pictures I found.

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... Show me this bastard and I'll tell him what he's missing out on.

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...?! Pardon me, but why are you still together?

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I'm sorry. I do understand that it's easier said than done. It baffles me how men shamelessly take advantage of what they've got.

It may not mean much to you in your situation, but you are gorgeous... so don't forget that.

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You'd be surprised. Pointy ears and fangs are exotic to people who've never seen them. I have no doubt men will be fawning over you. It might mean something to you if you've ever able to recover from your boyfriend's mistreatment. I don't know you, but you don't look like the type who deserves to be abused.

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That's a rather daunting title, miss. What would you prefer I call you by?

I'm known in Amestris as the Flame Alchemist Colonel Roy Mustang... but I think I'm just Roy here in this world.