happy belated 4th of july

[lick0rishsucks]

ahh Today, I woke up earlier than I usually do which sucked... At around 2 we went to Michael's bomb ass house for his birthday and it was funnnn. Lemme tell ya... I seriously want a motorcycle lol...Yeah we rode 4-wheelers which are like... a safer version of a motorcycles and I loooove them....I rode them all the time with Natalie when I was younger, but I never got to drive one, so I was pretty phsyced to get to. It doesnt sound fast, but 40 miles an hour on something like that sure as hell feels like it... haha I almost died. See, I was riding with Ashley(on seperate 4-wheelers) in this...field thing and there was this huge ass hole or something I didnt see and I went over and didnt have a hold of the handle things very well and I bounced over it and was only holding on with one hand...But the worst part was that my hand was on the handle that the gas was on and my finger had been on it...So there I am, holding on for dear life, trying to get my other hand back on the thing, with my thumb holding the gas down as far as it would go cuz I couldnt let my hand off the thing or I'd fall off....It was scary as hell. I swore that if I wasnt gonna fall off, I'd hit the fence... I was very close... BUT! I had so much fun...Its crazy. I am one bad mother....fucker. After that we went to my Aunt's house for a cookout. I was so hungry...I hadnt eaten anything all day and it was like 6. So I ateee. It was good. I fell asleep on the couch inside cuz I'm a good guest like that...Ah well, we left at about 9:30 and went to the fireworks thing..It was alright I guess. I went and sat up on the bypass guardrail thing and watched em. Too bad no one hit meeee. :-( sorry guys, I'm workin on it! Ah well.. haha oh my gosh... on the way home...We were driving up the street to my house right? Yeah so, we passed this car and there was this little dog chasing it... and.. haha I SWEAR to you...We came to a dead stop.. and that dog ran right into our fucking car.. hahah It was SO funny... I mean, it was like "damn... thats a stupid dog" we seriously heard him hit our car reeeally fuckin hard... It was like that one car commercial, where the dog thinks the car is moving and he runs into the back of it.. haha I swear... It was the greatest moment of the day...Just...BAM!!!.. right smack into the front of the car...Soooo funny.. Kate, we drove by your old house today, I almost cried lol.. Well it was more a laugh/cry thing. We were gonna go try the key I have to your house, buuuut we didnt...

Ahh, the misqitos have eaten me aliiiive!(which is how the itchy thing comes into play) Ah, well...At least someone likes meeee.

"Celebrity" by Brad Paisley is funny as crap... Its soooo true...I'll post the lyrics later...And that song "The Truth About Men" or something like that.. haha also so true... Ah, I gotta stop with the country!!

I want some Burger King!! A lot...Not just a little a lot... A LOT a lot. Well, I'm going to do....something else now... Later children.