I like to trip little kids...
I must be seriously sedistic. I'm not joking. Why am I talking about this? Couldn't tell yeah. Perhaps for shock value, perhaps it's me opening up to the world ( hahah gay! ) but I think, personally, I'm going to talk about tripping little kids because deep down inside everyones mind, you like it too.
Have you ever seen some little boy run around all happy and shit? "Look mummy! I've got a lolly-pop and a linken log in me sock drawer!" and she would reply with some bullshit comment like, "Yes hunnie, I am a lesbian, and you were adopted." ( Okay so maybe not that part, but I'm pretty sure you get the jist ). Anyhow, he's running around right, and you can't help but sneak your foot out a little ways in hopes to trip the little bastard. Luckily for you, your foot trips him in mid stride, he squeals, falls flat on his face, crying instantly. You think to yoursellf, "Hahaha little prick, that'll teach you to run around!" and you'll slowly walk away while he bleeds profusely out of his face.
God I love tripping little kids.
Anyhow, I'm finally getting cable, with 10 Mb/s speed... which innevatebly means, 1Mb/s because too many fucking retards using the internet! ( Go figure right? I'm not the only one ). And I'm putting my entire set up in my room. Now, if you've ever seen my room, you probably just snorted at me. Meh, I'm still doing it.
I wish I had a little kid around here I could just trip right about now...
Have you ever seen some little boy run around all happy and shit? "Look mummy! I've got a lolly-pop and a linken log in me sock drawer!" and she would reply with some bullshit comment like, "Yes hunnie, I am a lesbian, and you were adopted." ( Okay so maybe not that part, but I'm pretty sure you get the jist ). Anyhow, he's running around right, and you can't help but sneak your foot out a little ways in hopes to trip the little bastard. Luckily for you, your foot trips him in mid stride, he squeals, falls flat on his face, crying instantly. You think to yoursellf, "Hahaha little prick, that'll teach you to run around!" and you'll slowly walk away while he bleeds profusely out of his face.
God I love tripping little kids.
Anyhow, I'm finally getting cable, with 10 Mb/s speed... which innevatebly means, 1Mb/s because too many fucking retards using the internet! ( Go figure right? I'm not the only one ). And I'm putting my entire set up in my room. Now, if you've ever seen my room, you probably just snorted at me. Meh, I'm still doing it.
I wish I had a little kid around here I could just trip right about now...