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"Are you going to eat these 2 sad little leftover taco shells?"
"No."
"Then I'll put them back in their sad little box. And I'll put the box back in the closet. And they'll sit in the box in the closet for months and months. And then months and months later one of us will pull the box out of the closet, open it up, and smell the taco shells, and say, 'These are stale. I'm throwing them away.'
"Is that cool?"
"Mm-hmm."
"No."
"Then I'll put them back in their sad little box. And I'll put the box back in the closet. And they'll sit in the box in the closet for months and months. And then months and months later one of us will pull the box out of the closet, open it up, and smell the taco shells, and say, 'These are stale. I'm throwing them away.'
"Is that cool?"
"Mm-hmm."