Captain Kickass Sings the Blues
VIRAL NOTES: Remember, the Dalai Obama's depressed. Why? Because he just can't find out the names of the people that are due an Obama Ass-Kicking, for hurting his beloved American People so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3nSUdsOeU
Poor guy.
All Captain Kickass (the high-powered, high-flying, ass-kickin', polar-bear stranglin', rottweiler beatin' alter ego of the mild-mannered Dalai Obama) wants to do is find the bad guys, so justice can be served.
Obama-style.
And how is Obama Justice (similar to Schezwan; hot...spicy...) best served?
With a side of well-seasoned, flame-kissed rare beef, ba-by!
And now, without further ado...
CAPTAIN KICKASS SINGS!
Of course, count on some mean old man like Reason editor Nick Gillespie to sneak into the Dalai Obama's room while he's trying to get a decent sleep, and waking him up by pouring a warm pitcher of his own piss on him.
Meanie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3nSUdsOeU
Poor guy.
All Captain Kickass (the high-powered, high-flying, ass-kickin', polar-bear stranglin', rottweiler beatin' alter ego of the mild-mannered Dalai Obama) wants to do is find the bad guys, so justice can be served.
Obama-style.
And how is Obama Justice (similar to Schezwan; hot...spicy...) best served?
With a side of well-seasoned, flame-kissed rare beef, ba-by!
And now, without further ado...
CAPTAIN KICKASS SINGS!
Click to viewOf course, count on some mean old man like Reason editor Nick Gillespie to sneak into the Dalai Obama's room while he's trying to get a decent sleep, and waking him up by pouring a warm pitcher of his own piss on him.
Meanie.