I <3 Plastic cups
I leave a glass of water on the shelf above my bed every night. I've done this for about 2 years now, and up until last night my cats, being more or less not retarded have always walked around or jumped over said glass,
But last night, Fatty decided to walk into the glass which then fell off the shelf and smashed on my face. Not really the way you want to be woken up at 2:30 in the morning.
I jumped up turned the light on, and Kyle--poor sick Kyle--looked at me, cringed and said "you're bleeding". Goddamn rights I was. I now bear a 2 inch gash above my right eyebrow--that fucker bled a lot!--and a 1 inch gash on the right side of my nose.
Lame.
No more glasses on the shelf.
But last night, Fatty decided to walk into the glass which then fell off the shelf and smashed on my face. Not really the way you want to be woken up at 2:30 in the morning.
I jumped up turned the light on, and Kyle--poor sick Kyle--looked at me, cringed and said "you're bleeding". Goddamn rights I was. I now bear a 2 inch gash above my right eyebrow--that fucker bled a lot!--and a 1 inch gash on the right side of my nose.
Lame.
No more glasses on the shelf.