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[libraryslave_hg]

So, Harry's finally talking to me, right about the same time Ron decides he wants nothing to do with me

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[greddo]

Well, if it couldn't be ickle Hermione!! How are you feeling today?

Ron is being a huge twat, isn't he?

[libraryslave_hg]

Hi Fred...I'm fine, albeit a little stressed.

Ron tends to be a prat every now and then...

[greddo]

Stressed? You've been handling more homework in your first year than we in our seventh, how can you be stressed?

Every now and then? Oh, you're being nice. I know my ickle Ronniekins, and he's probably being a git all day, every day.

[forgulous]

He speaks the truth, I assure you!

[greddo]

Ah, but seventh year was our best.

[libraryslave_hg]

The one where you skipped out? I'd hardly call it your best, let alone a year.

[forgulous]

Hermione! Must you be so condescending? That was the year our true destiny called out to us!

Therefore, it is our best year at Hogwarts, simply because instead of being there, we were doing something worthwhile.

[libraryslave_hg]

Your justifications amuse me

[forgulous]

And your refusal to acknowledge mine and Fred's obvious success does the same for me.

[libraryslave_hg]

You'd better hope that you're success never fails, because you have nothing to fall back on. That's all I'm trying to say

[forgulous]

You forget my undeniable wit and irresistable charm!

[libraryslave_hg]

Where have you been hiding that all these years?

[greddo]

The same place you've been trophying off your grades. In public!

[libraryslave_hg]

I don't trophy my grades. Everyone else seems to do it for me. 'Look at the Muggle-born, my isn't she smart?' It's rather annoying really. I'd just like to study in peace.

But I still find the wit hard to see. The Charm though, is sickenly obvious.

[greddo]

Right, and my name is George Weasley.

I have wit, Hermione! It's just you're always so bitter and you never see it!

[libraryslave_hg]

I'm not bitter. Why would you say I'm bitter.