Fic: How Traditions Get Started

[entangled_now]

Title: How Traditions Get Started
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, various random flirtations
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1500
Spoilers: 6x03
Warnings: crack, complete and utter crack
Disclaimer: In no way mine, or anything to do with me, I own nothing.
Summary: Michael and Lucifer are currently fighting over the peas.
AN: Written for the 'holiday

Comments

[morganoconner]

I think this is my new favorite thing ever...

I can't stop giggling, dammit!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

[entangled_now]

Lol! Awh, thank you so much, I was definitely hoping it would be funny so that makes me happy :D

[sweetsyren]

I was happily smiling along until I got here:

"What are we not at the dinner table?" Chuck says firmly

"Apagangod," Gabriel mumbles.

Fucking. Dead.

Bwahahahaha! Awesome.

[entangled_now]

Lol! I'm very glad that bit was amusing, thank you. Honestly I have no idea where this came from. I just randomly had to write it. Stop fighting angels and have dinner together like the dysfunctional family you are ♥

[sweetsyren]

Right? I loved that sort of cringing awkwardness of it from Deans perspective.

Poor Cas sitting in the corner with his boyfriend trying not to die of embarassment.

Also Balthazar/Adam?? The crack ship you never knew you wanted!

[entangled_now]

Dean would probably think the family dinner was quite normal, poor boy has nothing to compare it to. But Castiel wants so badly for his family to make a good impression.

The crack ships you never knew you wanted are my favourites :D

[swagneto]

New favourite SPN fic omg. This is amazing and I was basically like :DDDDD the entire time. A+

[entangled_now]

Thank you so much! I'm very happy you enjoyed it :D

[denazia]

MOST AWKWARD FAMILY DINNER EVER!!!!! And I love you for it. Truly I do. You win the entire internet and maybe possibly the WORLD today for this piece of brilliance. And if this is crack I'll have some more please and thank you. Delicious delicious crack. Mmmmmmmmm. Now for my favorite bits:

"Hellspawn can acquire their own vegetables," Raphael says with a glare. - So perfectly Raphael :D

Because if he has to put up with his stupid accent and his history with Castiel then Dean's going to punch him in the face... - HA and also Bwahahahahahahahahaah. His stupid accent. I love it!!!

"Can I have Sam, he's like a spare now," Gabriel asks. - Why yes yes you can Gabriel in as many ways as you'd like please.

Oh my Chuck I have to stop quoting otherwise I'll just copy and paste the whole thing. Well done, you!

[entangled_now]

I WAS COMPELLED TO WRITE THEM AN AWKWARD FAMILY DINNER SO I'M GLAD IT MADE YOU HAPPY ♥ I had a ridiculous amount of fun with it (though I was stuck for things people eat at Thanksgiving, lol, the table is full of turkey mashed potatoes and peas and nothing else! XD IDEK!)

I'm so very happy all the angels felt right though, oh angels, you and your extreme sibling rivalry!

Also, Sam should always be under threat of being 'touched by an angel' just for the lulz.

Thank you for reading :D

[entangled_now]

Thank you! I'm happy it made you laugh, I was very much hoping it would be funny. I feel bad that Uriel didn't get to have dinner!

[auroramama]

And now I'm wondering if Uriel would have tried to move the mud-monkeys to the kiddie table.

[entangled_now]

I absolutely would. He'd disapprove of everything.