I will not be supplying kisses in the future
This is by far the BEST all-staff email I have ever seen:
To: All Staff
From: ******(name redacted)
Re: Hershey Kisses
Do not eat the Hershey Kisses!!!!! It was a tragic and unforeseen incident. I will not be supplying kisses in the future. If anyone has a stash hidden, please dispose of them. I apologize for the situation. The M&Ms are still good. Thank you and have a fabulous week end. ******(name redacted)-Chef Manager
To: All Staff
From: ******(name redacted)
Re: Hershey Kisses
Do not eat the Hershey Kisses!!!!! It was a tragic and unforeseen incident. I will not be supplying kisses in the future. If anyone has a stash hidden, please dispose of them. I apologize for the situation. The M&Ms are still good. Thank you and have a fabulous week end. ******(name redacted)-Chef Manager