HELP!

[librangoddess]

So. Emergency! Our toilet is stopped up, backed up and overflowing with shit-water. This is precisely why drunken-party-nights are not so great the next day. There's like a hangover in my bathroom. And we have the cheapest plunger on the planet. So armed with only a cheap plunger, a can of disinfectant, and 6 rolls of paper towels...what in the fuck do we do?

PS: We don't know who the shit-water belongs to.

Eeeewwww!