Fight the Power
Ironing is evil. It must destroyed and the fashion police must learn that wrinkled does not mean slovenly and dirty. All formal wear must be declared fashionable wrinkled, esp. formal wear for the caterers.
Ironing was created by evil people who didn't know what to do once torture with hot irons was outlawed some time ago in favor of making people watch bad TV. The hot iron people were traditionalists and wanted their ways to survive, so they pretended to convert to fashionism in an effort for ironing to continue.
We must seek out their hidden cult base and destroy them, for wrinkled shirts everywhere!
No! I'm not crazy! Really, this is true! It must be!
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The men in their evilly pressed & ironed white coats are coming to take me away.
Back, demons of darkness!
Ironing was created by evil people who didn't know what to do once torture with hot irons was outlawed some time ago in favor of making people watch bad TV. The hot iron people were traditionalists and wanted their ways to survive, so they pretended to convert to fashionism in an effort for ironing to continue.
We must seek out their hidden cult base and destroy them, for wrinkled shirts everywhere!
No! I'm not crazy! Really, this is true! It must be!
....................
The men in their evilly pressed & ironed white coats are coming to take me away.
Back, demons of darkness!