strange happenings around the homestead
Now that I've pulled myself together a bit...
My Life as a CIA Agent - or so my mom thinks
My mom has this crazy idea that I am up to something. Maybe because I obsessively check my email. Maybe because I won't let anyone see what I'm doing on the computer. Maybe because I won't tell anyone where I am going. I'm really not up to anything, I'm just a private person. But then yesterday I got a phone call.
"Someone called for you while you were gone."
"Oh really, who?"
"I don't know, they said they left some papers for you behind a counter somewhere." (!!!haha)
"Uhhhh..."
"Were you supposed to meet someone at Starbucks?"
"No..."
"Why didn't you meet them?"
"I wasn't supposed to meet anyone anywhere."
"Do you know who I'm talking about?"
"No..."
"They said you called."
"It was probably Lisa."
"No, it wasn't."
"Um okay."
Yeah, so I know exactly who that was. For some reason though I felt the need to lie about it. Hope nobody finds that paper with the addresses for 5 different Starbucks on it.
Wait till one of them realizes a stamp is missing.
"I'm missing a stamp."
"I had to mail something to Colorado."
"What?"
"Secret government stuff, you wouldn't understand."
The secret government stuff is in fact, a page from a Care Bear coloring book.
This is great! Secret mail! And I have even have a drop off point! Yes!
My Life as a CIA Agent - or so my mom thinks
My mom has this crazy idea that I am up to something. Maybe because I obsessively check my email. Maybe because I won't let anyone see what I'm doing on the computer. Maybe because I won't tell anyone where I am going. I'm really not up to anything, I'm just a private person. But then yesterday I got a phone call.
"Someone called for you while you were gone."
"Oh really, who?"
"I don't know, they said they left some papers for you behind a counter somewhere." (!!!haha)
"Uhhhh..."
"Were you supposed to meet someone at Starbucks?"
"No..."
"Why didn't you meet them?"
"I wasn't supposed to meet anyone anywhere."
"Do you know who I'm talking about?"
"No..."
"They said you called."
"It was probably Lisa."
"No, it wasn't."
"Um okay."
Yeah, so I know exactly who that was. For some reason though I felt the need to lie about it. Hope nobody finds that paper with the addresses for 5 different Starbucks on it.
Wait till one of them realizes a stamp is missing.
"I'm missing a stamp."
"I had to mail something to Colorado."
"What?"
"Secret government stuff, you wouldn't understand."
The secret government stuff is in fact, a page from a Care Bear coloring book.
This is great! Secret mail! And I have even have a drop off point! Yes!