Bartenders Psychology
Bartenders Psychology
> >
> > Before you order a drink in public, read this! 7 NYC
> > bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
> > personality based on what she drinks. Though
> > interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
> > counts.
> > Results:
> > Drink: Beer
> > Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
> > Drink: Blender Drinks
> > Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the
> > ass.
> > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
> > cabana boy.
> > Drink: Mixed Drinks
> > Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
> > has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
> >
> > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
> > she's interested, she'll send YOU a
> > drink..................
> > Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
> > Personality: Conservative & classy; sophisticated yet
> > giggles.
> > Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel & spend
> > quiet evenings with friends.
> > Drink: White Zinfandel
> > Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy &
> > sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
> > Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
> > is...this should be an easy target.
> > Drink: Shots
> > Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals &
> > looking to get totally drunk.. . & naked.
> > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
> > blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful
> > not to make her mad!
> > Drink: Tequila
> > No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
> > happens there.
> > THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
> > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple & clear
> > cut:
> > Domestic Beer: He's poor & wants to get laid.
> > Imported Beer: He likes good beer & wants to get laid.
> > Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a
> > sophisticated image to help him get laid.
> > Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but
> > getting laid.
> > Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
> > toothless waitress.
> > White Zinfandel: He's gay
> >
> >
> > Before you order a drink in public, read this! 7 NYC
> > bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
> > personality based on what she drinks. Though
> > interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
> > counts.
> > Results:
> > Drink: Beer
> > Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> > Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
> > Drink: Blender Drinks
> > Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the
> > ass.
> > Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her
> > cabana boy.
> > Drink: Mixed Drinks
> > Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance,
> > has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
> >
> > Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
> > she's interested, she'll send YOU a
> > drink..................
> > Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
> > Personality: Conservative & classy; sophisticated yet
> > giggles.
> > Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel & spend
> > quiet evenings with friends.
> > Drink: White Zinfandel
> > Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy &
> > sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
> > Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
> > is...this should be an easy target.
> > Drink: Shots
> > Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals &
> > looking to get totally drunk.. . & naked.
> > Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
> > blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful
> > not to make her mad!
> > Drink: Tequila
> > No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
> > happens there.
> > THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
> > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple & clear
> > cut:
> > Domestic Beer: He's poor & wants to get laid.
> > Imported Beer: He likes good beer & wants to get laid.
> > Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a
> > sophisticated image to help him get laid.
> > Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but
> > getting laid.
> > Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the
> > toothless waitress.
> > White Zinfandel: He's gay
> >