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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brandon!

1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Brandon.
2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Brandon!
3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Brandon!
4. The opposite sides of Brandon always add up to seven.
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Brandon to reach the earth's core.
6. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Brandon.
7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Brandon and water.
8. The horns of Brandon are made entirely from hair.
9. Brandon has a bifurcated penis!
10. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Brandon!