[voice]
Not really sure why everyone's freaking out. It's just a drill you guys, sheesh. You think they'd throw me in jail? Everyone knows you can't throw an entire country in a cell unless you're occupying them or something! I didn't even get a lawyer or trial or anything like that. C'mon, give the police a little credit! They're not that retarded.
It's pretty swell of Leon to set me up with this training! I don't know why Russia's here, but he's one of my people and could use a few shocks to the brain, so I won't try to figure out his reasoning. Poor guy. So nice, patriotic, good heart, but I think he's got a few screws loose, you know? Almost like Gilligan without the nice hat.
So far I'm being treated pretty nicely. Not at all like a real POW, but I guess they just want to test my psychological strength by holding me captive. Fear not, my good law men (and women)! YOU CAN'T BREAK THE AMERICAN SPIRIT! IT'S LIKE AN UNBREAKABLE MUSTANG, WILD AND FREE AND AVAILABLE IN ALL SORTS OF COLORS WITH A V8 ENGINE! I CAN WAIT FOREVER, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!
[He pauses for about two minutes before finally letting out a cry of frustration.]
THIS IS ENDLESS!
It's pretty swell of Leon to set me up with this training! I don't know why Russia's here, but he's one of my people and could use a few shocks to the brain, so I won't try to figure out his reasoning. Poor guy. So nice, patriotic, good heart, but I think he's got a few screws loose, you know? Almost like Gilligan without the nice hat.
So far I'm being treated pretty nicely. Not at all like a real POW, but I guess they just want to test my psychological strength by holding me captive. Fear not, my good law men (and women)! YOU CAN'T BREAK THE AMERICAN SPIRIT! IT'S LIKE AN UNBREAKABLE MUSTANG, WILD AND FREE AND AVAILABLE IN ALL SORTS OF COLORS WITH A V8 ENGINE! I CAN WAIT FOREVER, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!
[He pauses for about two minutes before finally letting out a cry of frustration.]
THIS IS ENDLESS!