Comments | libertyfuckyeah: [text] I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL

libertyfuckyeah

[text] I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL

Aug 15, 2009 15:38

Sorry for being so out-of-touch, everyone! I see that a lot of you have been asking just what happened.

You might want to take a seat, because the tale you are about to hear is so far-out, it'll take your breath away.

( A STORY OF AMERICAN HEROISM the second )

!discedo

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[Text] 2cool4europe August 15 2009, 21:10:53 UTC

You're a fucking idiot.

[Text] libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:13:20 UTC

I'M A TIME TRAVELER. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS NOW INVALID.

[Text] 2cool4europe August 15 2009, 21:16:15 UTC

YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY HALLUCINATING AFTER BLEEDING THE POTOMAC RIVER.

[Text] libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:20:48 UTC

No I wasn't! It's not as though I hallucinate when water levels are low! And there wasn't LSD involved this time either!

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oneenemyleft August 15 2009, 21:14:48 UTC

When did this happen? Is this related to... that other stuff people have been saying?

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:18:44 UTC

A week ago! I've been kinda out of it and... tied up since then.

What've people been saying?

oneenemyleft August 15 2009, 21:20:02 UTC

Mr Russia didn't mention... [...]

Um, they were saying that Mr Russia is in trouble... that he did some things... and, some other people were talking about stopping... I guess it must have been you and him.

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:23:28 UTC

Mr. Russkie doesn't mention a lot of things.

Oh yeah. Well, now you know the story!

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whatthefactor August 15 2009, 21:17:42 UTC

...

Do you just word vomit abstract nonsense?

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:22:10 UTC

Did you just witness the making of even greater greatness? I believe you did.

whatthefactor August 15 2009, 21:25:00 UTC

No, I'm zetta positive reading this caused several braincells to commit seppuku.

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:26:20 UTC

What's Sudoku?

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[Voice] -- I've been waiting a while for this sunnyd_licious August 15 2009, 21:29:56 UTC

YOU GOT SHOT?!

[Voice] libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:42:28 UTC

ONLY IN TEXAS! And that didn't hurt, I just can't see too well through one of my lenses!

[Voice] sunnyd_licious August 15 2009, 21:45:23 UTC

But you got shot! And you're all beat up! And...[ohgod here comes the cracking voice] what the hell, man?

[Voice] libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:58:14 UTC

Hey, hey, calm down, Juno! I'm just a little beat up, that's all. Black and blue, but no gunshot wounds. It's not as bad as it looks, really! Don't be upset...

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betterassister August 15 2009, 21:32:04 UTC

That's um...just wow.

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2009, 21:42:48 UTC

I know. I'm astounded by my own awesome sometimes too.

betterassister August 15 2009, 23:04:36 UTC

Completely astounded.

libertyfuckyeah August 16 2009, 05:49:41 UTC

I'm not completely astounded. I made it to the moon. I am clearly a country of many talents.

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