( voice; English )

[libertyfuckyeah]

MAN, WHAT A JIP!

[ He sounds disappointed, but more than anything, supremely whiny. ]

Those pills don't do anything! Not an upper, not a downer, nothing. It's probably just a stupid vitamin or something. Something stupid. I almost want to puke it up in protest, but I ate one of those fruit cup things and that would burn coming back. Just now

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[voice]

[fierybluebird]

You got a flamethrower?

I took the pill too. I think it's an inoculation. That, or it'll take forever to do something. Or more than one.

[voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yup! Woke up one day and it was there like an early Christmas present!

What, like malaria pills?

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

Yes. Like whatever malaria pills are. [Marco don't just say yes without knowing what it is...]

Seriously? Huh. Pretty sweet present. [Although America's got to be one of the last people he'd trust with a flamethrower.]

[voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Pretty straight forward. They're pills that prevent malaria.

Damn right it is! Better than a dumb sweater or something. Flamethrowers solve virtually any problem!

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

What's malaria?

... Kind of. What are you using it on?

[voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

It's... malaria? A disease ya get through mosquitoes. Pretty serious, makes ya all sorts of sick with fever and chills and vomiting. Screws with your liver and spleen too.

Right now, it's gonna make my sadness go away by serving as a lighter.

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

Unpleasant. We have a few diseases spread through mosquitoes in my world too, but they usually just kill you.

[... Oh America. You're so special, but Marco basically approves of this, so have at.]

[voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Used to be just as deadly to my people too! Now medicine's really turned around, with antibiotics and vaccinations and whatnot!

[voice]

[fierybluebird]

Vaccinations... truly? How does that even get administered to the right people?