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[libertyfuckyeah]

MAN, WHAT A JIP!

[ He sounds disappointed, but more than anything, supremely whiny. ]

Those pills don't do anything! Not an upper, not a downer, nothing. It's probably just a stupid vitamin or something. Something stupid. I almost want to puke it up in protest, but I ate one of those fruit cup things and that would burn coming back. Just now

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[just_west]

You have a horse?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Horse and pony! Well, the pony was Namine's, but now he's kinda mine by default.

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[just_west]

[He won't ask how.]

You've also got a flamethrower. How'd you manage that?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Santa came for an early visit, I guess! He really likes me so I'm not surprised.

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[just_west]

[ ! Edmund just doesn't know if America is joking, but the thought of Father Christmas in this place, without any of his powers, makes his stomach lurch.] Father Christmas is here?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ He is sadly not kidding, but doesn't know of Father Christmas in the way Edmund does. ]

I mean, I haven't seen him personally, but I figure every world has got to have Santa! He can't skip over us just because we're on another world.

[ He sounds dead serious. ]