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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[fragrancy]

Did you actually eat your shoes? [ Clearly the most pertinent question here. ]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ obviously ]

I was hungry.

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[fragrancy]

Did eating your shoes help?

[ Just for reference purposes and all. ]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Solved my hunger, at least!

[ He pauses. Someone's already told him about others arriving, and sadly by this point, he can't be startled by the coming and going of nations anymore. ]

You get here recently?

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[fragrancy]

Better shoes than England.

[ He wasn't expecting that question quite so soon, but he nods. ] About a week ago, I guess.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

England wouldn't even taste good!

You remember anything?

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[fragrancy]

I think the same could be said for shoes.

Sorry, I don't. Is there something I should know?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

He'd taste worse.

Not really. At least, I don't think so. Just that you've come around some times before!

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[fragrancy]

I can't argue with you there, I've never eaten shoes or England.

I heard about that. I don't guess you know what year it was last time I was here?