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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[spiffingtea]

[England looks pretty much as dishevelled as America does, but, at least he looks as those he's had something to eat or drink. Though he almost looks a little on edge, but maybe not from what people might think -- well also, that too. Being stuck in a ditch with America like that WILL cause your nerves to become very frayed.

He just seethes at him, angrily supping on a cup of tea which he obtained from... somewhere. He has mysterious ways.]

Never. Again.

[Bloody hell he was such an idiot.]

[action]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ He looks like a frantic hobo. ]

I MUST WARN THE PUBLIC!

[ just wait until he gets started on PSAs about SAVING THE TREES and recycling and CORPORATE EVILLLL and other things that don't make sense coming from him. ]

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[spiffingtea]

Would you bloody go clean yourself up? At least I know how to be resourceful about these things.

[Aka he was smart and hunted the vermin down there.

He looks down his nose at him.]

I raised you better than for you to go about presenting yourself like that.

[action]

[libertyfuckyeah]

In a sec! Still waiting for the water to heat up!

[ Pretend he has a bunch of pots over a fire that he will fill the bathtub with.

And, though America may be oblivious (or act oblivious) to most things, he definitely catches that haughty look. He responds in kind with a smirk. ]

Like what? Something other than a boring, stuffy clean freak?

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[spiffingtea]

I raised you to be proper, is what.

[He turns away slightly.]

Can't believe you ate your bloody shoes. You don't even have spares.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Properly dull.

[ America wiggles his bare toes in response. HE'LL FIND SOME SNEAKERS SOMEWHERE. ]

[action]

[spiffingtea]

[England just hmphs, looking away.

But after a long moment, some sort of amused smile cracks on his expression.]

... You are terrible at producing neat facial hair, you yank.

[action]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Rubbing his scratchy chin. ]

It looks rugged! Can you even grow anything?

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[spiffingtea]

O-Of course I can! Can't you even remember the moustache I used to have?!

[It didn't last too long. Not after the other nations made fun of it.

He suddenly looks accusingly at America.]

NO, my eyebrows do not bloody take up all my body hair. Shut up.

[HE JUST KNEW. HE KNEW AMERICA WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT. He's known him all of the younger nation's life of course he knows what he's going to say.]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ YOU ARE CORRECT GOOD SIR. AMERICA'S GRIN MAKES IT PRETTY OBVIOUS. STARING AT SAID EYEBROWS. FEELING SELF-CONSCIOUS YET. ]

I dunno, man. Don't think the human body can produce more hair than what you've got on your face.

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[spiffingtea]

I don't know how the human body can make a piece of hair stand permanently on end. I don't know how the human body can have the voicebox go that high in range in a male when he's laughing or overexcited.

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[crotchroses]

Where the hell have you been, Rosbif?!

In a ditch! A ditch! [He bursts into laughter.]

I am going to find you and when I do, you will be in a bruised, bloody pile on the floor!

Welcome back, Angleterre!

video; oh hi you're alive dear 1/2

[spiffingtea]

[England just glares at France. He looks like he's about to go and murder him.]

2/2

[spiffingtea]

Let's see how you handle sitting in something that resembles a trench next time.

relatively. about as alive as a zombie :D

[crotchroses]

Don't start with me about trenches, Angleterre. You have a sister, by the way, and her eyebrows are of an excellent quality.

you weren't on AIM a-and you're not now

[spiffingtea]

You're the one that brought it up!

And ---- wait.

What?