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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[cherishpity]

I take it this happens very often to you.

1/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

This is like the million time--!

2/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

3/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

Holy shit.

Cas?

[cherishpity]

Yes.

Hello, America.

[ not that he knows America, he just said his name in the post!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

You remember me?!

[ you got his hopes up ;w; ]

[cherishpity]

[ JUST AS PLANNED AHAHAHA... haaa ;A; ]

I'm sorry, but no.

You mentioned your name earlier and judging by your inquiry into my name, I assumed you knew me before. I thought a more familiar greeting would be less of a let down.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Oh.

No, this is actually more of a let down, because for a sec I was thinking "oh hey it's my flower pal Cas! I should update him on my life!" but now there is only me being sad.

[cherishpity]

Flowers... usually aren't my thing.

[ pause ]

You can still update me on your life, if you'd like.

[libertyfuckyeah]

They were your thing! We got along great, man. You were the chillest super hero ever.

Oh... okay. Well, you don't remember it, but you set me up on a blind date with a vampire and we're still together! So yay for you, Cas!

[ yes I just went to your old account to hijack this icon don't judge me. ]

[cherishpity]

[ don't mind me I'm just breathing heavily on you... breeeeathe I mean Cas is just perplexed ]

The chillest.

[ that's not a description he's heard before but WHATEVER MAN ]

I wasn't aware vampires bred with anyone besides their own kind. Actually, I wasn't aware they bred at all.

[libertyfuckyeah]

That's you!

[ huff huff puff puff................... ]

Oh, they breed alright. Still haven't gotten a kid yet but boy are we trying!

[ this is literally the most awkward conversation I have written all night. what are you doing to me amir. ]

Annnyyyyway how about you? Anything new goin' down, bro?

[cherishpity]

[ AHAHA TMI AMERICA TMI YOU WILL HAVE A DEMON BABY THAT WILL EAT YOUR INSIDES... ]

Nothing new has happened since the beginning of our conversation.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ HE WILL NAME IT TATSUMERICA AND IT WILL BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT...... ]

No, I mean-- well, I guess I wouldn't know if anything's new with you. You didn't talk a whole lot about your life when you were here last. Just you're ideals, which by the way, we're totally on the same page about. Free love, man.

[ Fist pump! ]

Other than that, all I know is that you're a super hero!

[cherishpity]

Super hero. I kind of like that title.

[ AND ONE OF TATSUMI'S WEREFRIENDS WILL IMPRINT ON IT ]

I'm not sure what you mean by free love.

[ and he's not sure he really wants to know ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Title? Well uh, yeah, it's handy!

...Cas did you have a head injury lately or are you just some past version of Cas that I never knew about?