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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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[totallygaaay]

[Oh god. Why is he your boyfriend again, America?]

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[totallygaaay]

Wish there was some way ya could have called on me sooner or somethin. We need those beeper-things to help us find one another in cases like this.

[He is used to digging people out of their graves ditches.]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ god only knows ]

Like I said, Velcro! Then I won't ever be trapped anywhere without it again!

[totallygaaay]

Oh oh! Velcro belt or maybe ya should just keep it on a chain or somethin!

[Can only imagine America in a velcro suit sticking to velcro walls now. thanks. Meanwhile, Tatsumi is imagining if the communicator shock could travel through a chain. hmmmm. Might be interesting to test out sometime]

Anything I can get for ya, babe?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Either one sounds like it'll work! We can try 'em both. [ as long as it's idiot-proof. ]

You out and about right now? Sorry, I'll be cleaned up by the time you're back!

[totallygaaay]

Ya!!

[he is all for the chains]

Ya, but I'm not too far off, though. Just sniffin' about. I can always join ya after ya washed off a little, ya know~!

[Or just watch like the creeper he is]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ why the shit is he with a creeper. now we know why modern america suddenly has a fixation with vampire stalkers. YOU DAZZLE HIM, TATSUMI. ]

I can always wait until you're back!

[ Pause. ]

Wait, the water's kinda cold here. I guess I could heat some pots up and pour 'em in the bathtub...

[totallygaaay]

I can always keep ya warm!

Or I can just I help ya heat the water up!

[And he'll be heading back now, kind of hungry anyway]]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ This is a healthy relationship. "Hmmm I'm hungry GUESS I'LL GO SNACK ON MY BF NOW THAT HE'S BACK FROM BEING LOST ." ]

It's just warming some water over a fire, I think I've got it covered! You heading back yet? I gotta make sure I'm not watching the pot so it boils in an appropriate amount of time.

[totallygaaay]

[He chuckles about the water comment. You are such a cute idiot, America.]

Ya, I'm headin' back now. Thought I smelt somethin' but... it isn't anything.

[Or well, not yet at least.]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Something like what?

[totallygaaay]

Blood.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ ohshit that's never good ]

But you didn't find anything? No trails or anything?

Any way to tell if it's human or not?

[totallygaaay]

The trail wasn't strong enough to tell. It abruptly ended too. Hard to say what happened.

[Now he'll act all cute and derpy-moe]

But don't worry, honey-bunny. I'm here. I'll watch over ya while ya sleep.

[libertyfuckyeah]

We'll have to investigate tomorrow. Hopefully the trail won't be completely cold by then! But it's not gonna do much good wandering around in the dark, and I still need some decent sleep.

[ Grin. That isn't creepy at all, Tatsumi. ]

I know you've got my back! I ain't ever scared when I've got ya beside me!

[totallygaaay]

My nose is pretty good~! We should be alright.

[WHY WOULD IT?! *shot*]

Keep talkin' like that and I don't know if I'll let ya get much sleep tonight~! If ya know what I mean~~