( video; english --> text )

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is

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1/4

[crotchroses]

[Oh dear God, that is so loud. And it's so ... American.]

2/4

[crotchroses]

[Obviously this monstrosity can only be one thing.]

3/4

[crotchroses]

[America and England are alive! And apparently spent a prolonged amount of time stuck in a ditch like the pair of idiots they are.]

4/4 ALL OF THE FRANCH VIDEO all of it also pre-event

[crotchroses]

[also he sent you guys like 39824 messages DID YOU GET THEM]

Excellent work, Amerique. I should have known.

[ohonhonhonhon]

1/2 ALL AMURIKAN VIDEO

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ This is a scruffy look of surprise! IT'S A FRANCH. ]

2/2

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ oh gross. ]

Great. It's you that gets to be one of the first to greet me. Awesome.

[crotchroses]

[also he's naked. enjoy that.]

Where have you been? A ditch? Oui, of course you would drag Angleterre into an oversized trench!

[pause] Oh, excuse me, you can't understand a word of this because you're an idiot. Eh I don't want to speak English.

[texting:]

Welcome back, Amerique! Don't look so unhappy to see me.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ He never enjoys that. But unlike most times, America isn't freaking out or even really paying attention to it. Woodstock was recently for him, he knows naked people...

And texting back because I'm lazy. And yes he did understand that. But he would rather be called an idiot than admit to knowing French. ]

Why would I be?

[ thinking: WAY TO QUIT NATO YOU FUCKER. ]

[crotchroses]

Because! I am not trying to kill you.

[pause. 8( ]

... And Mattie is gone.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America is about to say THAT'S HARDLY ENOUGH but then the second part comes through. ]

...Oh.

But that doesn't make me happy.

1/2

[crotchroses]

[He glances off to the side. ALSO IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN SEE ALL OF HIM. He's just resting on his bed, shirtless.]

No, it shouldn't. I am sorry, Amerique. But I am in Discedo now, so that is better than nothing, yes? Surely you would not mind a bowl of my best soup to attend to that throat of yours.

2/2

[crotchroses]

[AND THEN GLARING

and by glaring it's really a bored look. OH THE FRENCH.]

Where the hell is Arthur? I want to kick his ass.

1/2

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yeah, well, don't really know if that's a comfort.

[ He doesn't specify whether it's the soup or France, but he's thinking France. All of his Franch-ness aside, this world isn't exactly a vacation spot. Canada being back home might even be a relief, whereas France sticking around is sadder. ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Living room, I think!

[ SO SPECIFIC. ]

[crotchroses]

It should be, you rude idiot. Which living room?

You can't say no to a visit from moi!~

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Ohgod no. ]

All of them.

All the living rooms.