Jun 17, 2011 19:35
Whoaaaa, this again? Far out! It's like a carnival every time this happens! Except... with less cotton candy and more confusion.
Alright guys, for you new tourists/passengers/anyone willing to pay me for stuff out there, here's a few basic facts about your new vacation spot:
1. I am the best ever and my house is wayyyy cooler than Discedo so STOP BY NEW YORK ON YOUR WAY HOME AND GO SEE THE SIGHTS! I mean, look at me. Just look. I am a beautiful country full of prosperity. You want to be my tourist. It's just fact.
2. It's. Just. Fact.
Tres. That's three in Mexico!
4. I'm the hero so if you run into any trouble, I'm the guy to call!
5. Tricks are what a whore does for money. I do awesome. By that I mean I can puke polar bears! Sometimes. Depending on the day.
That's about it! I'm America and this has been "An Introduction To Discedo For Everyone Who Isn't Russia."
[ ooc: I'm still at a con so replies won't come until I'm off hiatus next week. Just thout I'd throw this up while I have a spare moment! ]
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