( video; english; backdated ) posted at about 5:40am after the bomb

[libertyfuckyeah]

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS!

[ No, he doesn't care if he's going to wake up everyone with this. He just looks so. excited. Like more excited than any rational person has any right to be. This is a normal state of being for America, but considering the circumstances, it may seem a little... odd. The camera gives a nice clear view of the mushroom cloud from

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[lonelyglub]

DOOMSDAY DEVVICES!?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Only if you use them wrong! But I don't! So it's more like "super awesome powerhouse of hegemony" device!

[lonelyglub]

er
could i
could i possibly request a commission for such a devvice?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Well, I could equip you and your navy with a Polaris. But I only do that for my allies.

[lonelyglub]

i wwant a bomb
ill pay you for it
both the costs for supplies and for the commission itself

[libertyfuckyeah]

I still only do it for allies. We'd have to draw up an agreement that you're my buddy and that you hate communism.

[lonelyglub]

im a capitalist
does that count for anythin
i run and owwn the sandwwich factory wwith kar

[libertyfuckyeah]

That definitely counts! Awesome, you're on my side! I've got some spares lying around back home that I can give ya, so we'll draw up an agreement and I'll ship it to ya however I can! Don't worry, I've got space rockets now, so I deliver 'em to Trollplanet or wherever you are.

[lonelyglub]

its alternia
not trollplanet
you dont see me goin around callin your planet the humanplanet do you
you dont because i am a cultured fuckass and knoww it is called by the name earth
and also wwe created your earth
be grateful