( text; ) Karkat is the one that fell down a hole this time

[libertyfuckyeah]

OKAY SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EVERYONE GOT COOL STUFF AFTER THE THOUGHT FISHIES WENT AWAY AND I HAD TO PUNCH A SHARK AND HOW I GOT A MUSTANG (LIKE THE ACTUAL HORSE NOT THE CAR)??? WELL I DID! BUT IT WAS WILD SO I HAD TO BREAK IT IN. AND I FINALLY MANAGED IT WITH ONLY A COUPLE KICKS TO THE EVERYTHING

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[lonelyglub]

wwoww
good for you
and the troll darwwin awward goes to
this fuckass

1/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

Wow, you're a cranky kid. You need to chill, man. Mellow out.

2/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

Wait.

3/3

[libertyfuckyeah]

YOU'RE A TROLL TOO, RIGHT? DO YOU DO THAT ROLEPLAYING THING THAT NEPETA DOES?!

[ HE IS ALREADY LABELING YOU AS JESSE EISENBURG IN HIS MIND. ]

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[lonelyglub]

i am not cranky

bipolar much
do you like your servvin glass of shut the fuck up bifurcated?

i am a troll yes...
no
oh hell no
i do NOT roleplay like nepeta does

[lonelyglub]

i do only the finest kind of extreme action roleplayin there is knowwn to troll society
flarp
i dont take any stock in that wwussy typing roleplay no
i roleplay livve actionedly
when orphaner dualscar goes and conquers trolls
i mean he literally goes out and fuckin punches them in the skull
killin them instantly wwith his fist of anger

[libertyfuckyeah]

...I don't get the difference.

And you're totally cranky, dude. Every time I see you, like even in the halls of my embassy, you're always scowling or something. No way is it good for kids to be this crabby! You need some burgers in your life!

[lonelyglub]

ugh okay listen up
the difference between roleplay and flarp
nepeta wwould type up a detailed scene of someone frowwning upon the horror of wwar
wwhere as i wwould be the one actually killin the people and slappin them around

you roleplay youre on a boat
guess wwhat starfish
im on a real boat sailin the ss fuck you ovver this god damn sea

you roleplay that youre in a dream wwithin a dream dreamin a dream
i say fuck you thats impossible in livve action roleplay you fuckass

im alwways scowwlin because of sol

[libertyfuckyeah]

I've done all of those! Well, the actual war thing, and actual boat thing, and the typing about a boat thing with Nepeta, and I'm getting to the dream within a dream part. I'll make it happen. It's gonna happen. Does that make me the ultimate roleplayer?

What's a sol?

[lonelyglub]

no
it makes you a fuckass because no ultimate flarper wwould type up their roleplay stuff

a sol is a bipolared fuckass who likes things bifurcated
that bein said hes one of my brothers i suppose but hes the ultimate asshole
and hes alwways kissin and mackin out wwith my moirail right in front of me tryin to piss me off because she rejected me wwhen i asked her to be my matesprit

[libertyfuckyeah]

FALSE. THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS "YES."

I didn't get like. Half of that. Except the brother being an asshole part. Is he English? Or Canadian?

[lonelyglub]

im goin to punch you in the bone bulge if you continue to piss on the honor of flarp roleplayers

i dont knoww i guess he wwould wwant to be both since hes obsessed wwith blue and red and bifurcated stuff
are english and canadian bifurcated

[libertyfuckyeah]

You can try, but you'll only fail!

Blue and red sounds English! No idea what a bifurcated is, but you can totally tell he's English from the accent.

[lonelyglub]

let me try then

i dont knoww
he lisps
is that english

[libertyfuckyeah]

I'll only beat you. I'm the hegemon, after all. Plus I don't wanna beat up a kid, but I can totally subdue you if I've gotta.

Not unless he's lisping things like "wot" and "cheerio" and "wanker" and "bloody hell."

[lonelyglub]

you livve dowwn the hall right

ivve nevver heard him say any of that except wwanker