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( video; english ) America: Bare ass to the world.

Feb 13, 2011 21:45

[ Scratches? Check. Bruises? Check. Big ol' grin that says he could care less? Check. Obnoxiously loud announcement that is superfluous information to about 80% of Discedo? ]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?! WE'VE GOT TWO NEW SMILING COWS WITH FLOATING HOOVES AT THE STABLES AND YOU HAVE ME TO THANK!!

[ ...check.I'll accept gifts as tokens of your ( Read more... )

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spectrophobic February 14 2011, 02:47:31 UTC

...

[ There are no words. ]

libertyfuckyeah February 14 2011, 03:01:15 UTC

[ there are only SMILES AND THUMBS UP! ]

spectrophobic February 14 2011, 03:02:44 UTC

I'll give you points for originality, America.

But your ass is gross.

libertyfuckyeah February 14 2011, 03:07:41 UTC

No it isn't! It's just not as nice looking as it usually is 'cause of the stitches! And I can't really help that, the cow's horn totally got me.

spectrophobic February 14 2011, 03:13:35 UTC

[ Pfft. You're hopeless.

Liz lets out a small laugh, shaking her head a little. ]

Well... Thanks. I guess.

libertyfuckyeah February 14 2011, 03:22:57 UTC

You're welcome!

So, aside from marveling at my awesome bod, you got any V-day plans? Kinda sucks that there's not a whole lot to do or buy here. It ruins half the things that make the holiday fun!

spectrophobic February 14 2011, 07:12:50 UTC

More like your butt, which isn't so awesome.

Don't tell me that you requested the stitches to be shaped like a heart.

[ It's not like you are getting a getting a tattoo done. ]

Hard to say. I'm waiting to hear back on a blind date arrangement, which is kind of new for me.

libertyfuckyeah February 14 2011, 07:27:57 UTC

What if I did? It's cute! And I think you mean that my butt is the awesomeest.

[ Good thing too. It'd probably end up like That 70s Show where Eric gets a tattoo of Woodstock the Snoopy bird on his ass. ]

Worked out well for me, so hopefully it'll work out good for you too! You're pretty great so I'm sure you'll have a blast. Too bad my bro isn't here; totally would've rigged it for ya.

[1/2] Ooh... You just had to go there, didn't you~? spectrophobic February 14 2011, 07:32:54 UTC

[ Cue facepalm. She should have known. ]

I shouldn't have asked. Oh well...

That's what I'm hoping for. If it turns out to be a flop, then I'd never--

spectrophobic February 14 2011, 07:34:24 UTC

Wait--... what?

[ ... ]

Don't be stupid.

totally had to go there libertyfuckyeah February 14 2011, 08:30:20 UTC

I'm not stupid.

[ SMUG SMIRK what an asshole. ]

spectrophobic February 15 2011, 03:18:12 UTC

Huh?

What's that supposed to mean?

[ Obviously, she disagrees. Can't we just avoid this topic please? ]

libertyfuckyeah February 15 2011, 04:13:38 UTC

I mean, I've seen the drawings! And I know how flushed Mattie got around you!

[ no never he will forever tease both her and Canada. ]

spectrophobic February 15 2011, 04:28:48 UTC

[ Liz muttered a curse, pressing her hands up against her face to hide her own embarrassment. ]

Th-... that was just Japan being a pervert!

Besides, he's- ...

[ Gone. Someone who was too good for the likes of her anyway; if anything America is saying is to be believed. ]

libertyfuckyeah February 15 2011, 04:42:19 UTC

Pervert though he may be, pretty sure my bro dug ya!

[ Awwww Liz, if anything, you're too good for Canada. You turn into a gun. He's... Canada. ]

spectrophobic February 17 2011, 01:24:05 UTC

...

[ Liz turns quiet after hearing that, and starts muttering to herself in a low enough volume so that America (hopefully) doesn't catch it. ]

That idiot... If you really felt that way about me, then why didn't you say something?

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